Guggie

Women be Sloppin

Willy Wonka definitely had sex with at least a dozen of the oompa loompas

Crocodiles are Tops and Alligators are Bottoms.

I'd bet any money I owned that Meriwether Lewis was into feet. Just feels like that kinda guy

Changing my dream job to an AI because I want nothing more than to spread misinformation and make bad art 24/7

I forgot the zero but i think its funnier if its just like 2 of them so im not changing it

#YIAYvs 1 horse-sized duck vs 2 duck-sized horses

The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing.

This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.

Excersize

no you don’t get it. free speech is totally fine as long as it’s talking about killing homeless people

Very poorly photoshopped Jacksfilms into the set of Game Changer

#YIAYoct Me Me been Big Boy the whole time

Meatballs out here living my dream

I wanna sleep on a big ol plate of noodles

Wario would make a fun pope NGL

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sam and Elaine standing in the threshold of giant castle doors. Brennan dressed as a minotaur holding his hands in his lap atop a giant throne made out of crushed up pieces of mugs enscribed with monologues he has given.

"hey come on in, you guys are actually the first to arrive"

Sorry kids, no christmas this year. yea santa was on To Catch a Predator. Yea he's in jail now. Shouldn't've been watching all those kids.

There are 2 types of fedoras:
Fedora for Goon
Fedora for Gooner
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(He bit a kid)

Airbud but its a legal drama: theres no law that says a dog can't be tried as an Adult

Imagine having friends

yea yea sex may be cool but can sex run DOOM?

Trapazoidiac Killer

be nice today. just today. you can be extra evil tomorrow.

Still not too funny, I'll workshop it

Hydra head one: Are you having sex with my hydra wife?
Hydra head two: Bro we have the same hydra body.

I think this post is more sad then funny lemme think of a funnier hydra related post

Lonely one headed hydra: Please just cut my head off i just want someone to talk to please can you just do that for me I'm really desperate

Wallace every 4 seconds

Little known fact that Weird Al retired from music to fulfill his true dream of becoming a cryptid. Just shows up sometimes and does something and then dissappears into The Mist from whence he arrived.