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I was told last night that this is called a d-rex. I don't know what the d stands for but I hate it

I can't be sure if Michael Crichton would be rolling in his grave or not about this movie

what is this stranger things looking ass thing

you fuckin dipsticks have the situational awareness of a fuckin rock

doc i don't think you'd know that the lab was for cross-breeding and experimentation just by looking at it for six seconds

too shallow he would have died

i don't... why would any t-rex be interested in some fuckin humans

i literally dont know any of the character's names except Xavier

this was a nice touch for titanosaur

I liked this doctor but he's being a little annoying

also, calling it mutualism... sure. I don't really think the Spinosaurus can go out into open waters like that, but i also wasn't alive when they were around so i guess i can't be sure. design-wise for this movie, they don't strike are strong swimmers

bro are you a storm trooper, because you can't hit the broadside of a fuckin barn. its a big as Spinosaurus, how are you missing it

why are you shitheads celebrating????? the fucking Mosasaur is still right fucking there

man they're doing this family a disservice. they would have been better off drifting

I will say, it would be literally impossible to constrict anything like a Mosasaur to specific locations in the ocean, but i don't fucking believe that this family managed to get this close without some agency getting on their asses

okay, so like, people know dinosaurs are near these specific places, why the fuck would anyone even be allowed to sail even remotely close to these locations? How did this family even get this close to a fuckin Mosasaur when they shouldn't be anywhere close to these islands

okay, its wasn't

god help me are they Spinosaurus?

I imagine its the point of his character, but I really want Xavier to eat shit and die

Token Jurassic Park child

i'm gonna lose my mind. they want to tag a Mosasaur in the fucking water.

... So ScarJo has to go do a fetch quest...

White people hubris to make the dinosaurs. White people had the hubris to cage the dinosaurs. White people had the hubris to genetically modify the dinosaurs. Once the dinosaurs escaped and white people didn't care any more, they still some how made it the problems of equatorial black & brown ppl

The Mars Company paid the makers of this movie to be the impetuous for whatever egregious thing happens next. Thanks Snickers

Off to a good start, because I thought this was a griffin and not a dinosaur

Join me as I watch Jurassic World: Rebirth

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

for context to the last post

im back bitches