Puddleglum

Garlic is to cooking as vanilla is to baking.

For being God's Chosen Anointed Administration, Trump & Company really do enjoy daring God to smite us.

I'm gonna scream. I'm just gonna scream.

A Dutch oven full of bubbling chili on an electric stovetop.

My crock pot giving up its ghost did not deter my chili-making dreams today.

At least he's *aware* of the elections, at all...

Hap Borf!

It was mostly that the Dodgers won and people have lots of Feelings(TM) about sports, lol.

A LOT happened. It was a good game, really, and I'm not even a big baseball person, but still heartbreaking for a Blue Jays fan.

As a Leafs fan I feel like I should have been more emotionally prepared for that.

If I didn't have the live Fox feed of the game it's good to know I could come to Bluesky and still get the play-by-play.

I got jumpscared playing Control because a door I approached opened on its own. Which... is what the doors do in that game. They open when you get close to them.

I miiiiight scare easily as well.

was it Prince?

Mark this down:

On Monday, Trump will announce that he "saved" the SNAP program and people will get their food stamps for November. Republicans will claim that Democrats wanted people to starve but Trump made sure it didn't happen. The media will go along with them.

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

“mr speaker do you have any concerns about the amount of information your staff is apparently hiding from you” is a pretty obvious question that needs to be asked

Buy TTRPGIFs a Coffee Toss a coin to your Gif-er. Por favor y gracias.

Hey everyone!

I am so sorry to ask for help but I'm in a very dire situation since my mom is in the hospital and I'm stuck with the bill.

I don't expect to hit the $1600 goal but literally ANYTHING helps.

Thank you so very much and I'm so sorry.
ko-fi.com/ttrpgifs/goa...

Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text. -- Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

YouTube video by DC Lasair Tech Friday - Awesome Audio | @dclasair

Dropping audio knowledge like I should get paid for it. youtu.be/2hAn5B_Nxjk

Twitch thinking about implementing AI clipping tool, this means yalls voice is gonna be scraped.

You better vote against it.

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92471...

#twitch

Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.

Soup! Soup! Soup! Soup!

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

However, it’s still a good time to remember that everything said here (and on a lot of social media) is public or can be easily retrieved by the platform owners because they will toady up and bow to any admin.

SO…

Don't say anything online you wouldn't want read back to you in a courtroom. 💖

LISTEN.

ok but do you have a promo code for ihop tho

That is a really big cat bed.

Aw shit what did he do now?

(this is rhetorical, I'll look it up myself)

A photo of pumpkin chocolate chip bread, cooling in the pan.

In addition to being Decorative Gourd Season, it is also Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bread Season!