Preop QUEEN APRN

National Dog Day

The math ain’t mathing.

I wish pumpkin spice was available right now

Boop the snoot

As I was leaving M’s room I told her sweet dreams & that I had fun on the Dinosaur Train with her today & she pulled me in for a hug 🥹

I ignored the warning signs 9 years ago.

I got my daughter out of it, though.

He filed for a Guardian Ad Litem

I’m getting thrown under the bus because the patient decided to reschedule their CT scan.

Great.

I do not recommend jumping on a trampoline if you have stress incontinence

I’m amused I was a side conversation between my plastic surgeon and gyn-onc surgeon at the scrub sink the other day 🤭

Getting drunk on margaritas at the beach because of the felon in charge

Spending the first sunny Saturday since February at a court-mandated co parenting class with the neighboring town trash 🙃

This child will be the death of me. I have a threenager.

My 3 y/o daughter has tantrums out so much more when my STBX is home or with us. I enforce boundaries & he is very lax. She rarely wants me when he’s around & it hurts

Sad and true

I have to send my kitty to the rainbow 🌈 bridge in an hour 😭

I’m taking back my power with my name

(Once I can legally have it back)

After I change my name back to my maiden name after my divorce, I’m never changing it again.

I earned my Masters with that name and didn’t really want to let go of my name in the first place.

Girls do what they want
Boys do what they can

I’m getting served divorce papers today

I just want to message this surgeon saying “Respectfully, what the actual fuck!?”

I definitely have a clothes & jewelry shopping problem ugh

At least I purge my closet every so often?

I want to go on a shopping spree - I have a list- but no money

I’m going to be picking up per diem hospitalist shifts soon.

I blame The Pitt

The time change has hit me like a ton of bricks today.

I had to leave the lecture I was so upset and I’m resisting confronting him about some points in his lecture.

Don’t have many options for the 9am slot for CME so going to go to the potentially triggering one & see how it goes 🫠

(I’m in the back so I can run away if needed)

I’ve reached the point in my conference where I want to go home. I miss M too much

So nice to be back at a conference

@societyhospmed.bsky.social

At the Luxor pool and not mad about it. 84° but missing my little peanut