Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie

Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie

@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social

Maria, Eevee, Sarah, and Stella (She/her, she/it, she/her, and she/her respectively) Trans women, parts of a plural system 18+ MDNI

757 Followers 488 Following 6,645 Posts Joined Jun 2023
7 hours ago

Anyway, Twilight is arguably a Sikh narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the farting housewife a neurodivergent icon.

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1 day ago

due to my car being dead this week I haven't been able to drive deliveries putting me behind on bills (and causing me to have to spend more on transit.) I would greatly appreciate help in making up some portion of the $350 I had been budgeting for from deliveries this past week

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I am honestly expecting this to be my favorite season since at least Tamers

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a brown and white humanoid perfect (ultimate level in EN) level digimon named Gigasmon stares down his goes from behind Ludomon, a primarily olive drab shield shaped digimon, glowing in e pulse from their owner Gigasmon weathering an attack with a powerful pink aura by using a shield form Ludomon connected to the life force of their owner Ludomon's owner, a child with dark skin and long black hair named Granit holds up his clenched glowing fist and says "Now..." Ludomon's owner, a child with dark skin and long black hair named Granit holds up his clenched glowing fist and says "At last... I can finally die."

that's so Digimon beatbreak

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9 hours ago

actually it's because of IBS

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10 hours ago

they call me the diesel dyke because I'm always gassing up the dolls

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10 hours ago

god damn

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10 hours ago

or limited or whatever

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10 hours ago

it's really sad when someone's really funny but has replies and quotes turned off

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1 day ago

the way that some trans women treat each others womanhood as a conditional thing to be taken away the second somebody pisses them off is so fucking male coded tbqh

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11 hours ago

oh Lord they're jackin!

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Come at me bro. I’m in Minas Tirith.

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im ngl "PAWG" is a word that reeks of subtle self-hatred and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

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Okay I looked it up. “hold my beer” is a bigoted slur against therian folks.

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1 day ago

FREE BITDIZZY FREE CASSIE FREE BILL KEZOS

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1 day ago

due to my car being dead this week I haven't been able to drive deliveries putting me behind on bills (and causing me to have to spend more on transit.) I would greatly appreciate help in making up some portion of the $350 I had been budgeting for from deliveries this past week

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1 day ago

eat my shit

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1 day ago

no

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if I was in a position to save Gavin Newsom's life, I wouldn't

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2 days ago

I have only had a spicy drink once and that was enough for me to know spicy drinks are am abomination and should not exist

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I have only had a spicy drink once and that was enough for me to know spicy drinks are am abomination and should not exist

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2 days ago

CANCELLED!!!

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2 days ago

I should be allowed to wear a muzzle to work

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2 days ago

I forgot about the Bisexual Couch lmao

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2 days ago

reminds me of the time a friend and I had a cursed thought of a fondue machine but for sloppy Joe's. we decided we had to rebrand the food as something more upscale though so we would called it The "Unkempt Joseph"

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2 days ago

not helping bot tan

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2 days ago

what the fuck else am I supposed to call this?!?!?

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