Karyn

The reason why BTS has survived and thrived for almost 13 years is because, at heart, they are seven dramatic-ass bitches who can’t resist an opportunity to competitively smolder at camera

Behind every gay person there is a taller, more chaotic gay person

Retrospective prayers for the people who had to get them to behave long enough to get footage

I will also say if that pre-trailer video was one of the things they filmed the day Namjoon seemed entirely done with the concept of making short form video content as a career I can see why, it has the energy of people who sincerely love each other doing the part of their job they don’t like

The secret is that I would say this no matter who they selected for each unit but in my defense the Namseok is PARTICULARLY devastating to my personal hyperfixation

Pairing up Namseok, Yoonkook, and Taejinmin as filming units for the first official video content drop is the work of a crazed, dangerous mind

BTS as FYA acronyms:

JK: For Youth, Again
HS: Filming Yoongi Always
YG: Flexing Your Abilities
TH: Feel Yourself Absolutely
SJ: Friendly Yet Aloof
NJ: Fixing Yesterday’s Abnormalities
JM: Fun, Young, Attractive

As much as I am craving a March comeback schedule I need to know even more what the erratic-but-regular Taejoonseok thirst trap drop schedule is going to be. Are we in a blackout period until the album? Will there be a full court press involving all members to make us max feral? I need to prepare!

Even if you don’t like it they will be proud of it and you love them so you will love them being proud of it. Sort of like when a child gives you a drawing that doesn’t look like anything, you’re still happy when they tell you all about how it’s a bear sleeping in a cave

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One of the small but measurable signs that BTS is coming soon is the posting energy here is higher than it’s been since I first migrated. Everyone is skeeting up a storm and I for one could not be happier

Photo of BTS hugging each other with V in the center

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My mom also does this, because she grew up with a person in her house who closed them all behind them without saying anything, so now I always close them because I did so after here. Basically what I’m saying is this is generationally reflexive behavior and you can’t be blamed

The difference for me is in the dom energy difference between Taehyung (varies based on mood) and Hoseok (always dom) but I see what you mean!

So all of these hyper aggressive affirmations means that someone is gonna be all the way naked this next comeback and that someone is Jungkook

BTS by how they see ARMY:

NJ: His transmission receiver
JK: His life partner
YG: His captive audience
JM: His best friend
TH: His test subject
HS: His lovely plaything
SJ: His joyful tormentor (positive)

Okay Jungkook look, I don’t want to tell you what to do, you are a grown human who can make choices using your own boundless judgement and wisdom but please for the love of god hydrate and go to sleep at a decent hour after you drink okay, I love the karaoke but rest please, signed an Old Person

Oh to be an earbud held gently in Yoongi’s hand

YOONGI FOR THE NEW GALAXY BUDS4 PRO

My speculation is that it’s partially because he doesn’t like living alone and partially so that there’s someone there to take care of Bam etc when he’s on tour but honestly who knows with Global Superstar Jungkook

I think it’s just his roommate he’s mentioned before but my assumption is that Jungkook offering his karaoke mic to someone is basically a marriage proposal

What this is telling me is that Jungkook will only live with people he is in absolute love with and that is valid

Every time it tells me Office has updated and needs to restart I feel like someone who’s been told to cut the blue wire and hoping fervently that the bomb doesn’t explode

Jungkook at 3:30 in the morning: I must sing duets with my bro / husband and millions of people must watch

jungkook for calvin klein getting photographed looking at a vynil store

me in front of hybe every night at 12 am kst

This is reminiscent of how I felt when Hoseok released a video of KIG that was just two and half minutes of what he would look like getting blown against a wall

Also to be clear Guy here is non-gender specific, it’s vibes only

Like this is a Guy who has been a Guy for a long time and will ride to the gym on his motorcycle and then go home and eat spicy noodles while doing laundry and never once losing the Guy flow state he entered a decade ago