But seriously release this album Namjoon is a heartbeat away from being feral and while the friction between his inner and outer life generates the sparks of incredible music we can’t let the desperation go too far
Something I like about Minjoon is how they’re both so serious about cultivating their Natural Vibe from an external perspective. Something I like about Jungkook as their third is how he both enhances and shatters that cultivation with his own admiration and lack of guile
Back long ago I made a “BTS by if they understand how hot they are” list and Jungkook was “dimly, but not why” and I stand by this. He knows he is hot, he can see the reactions happening around him all the time, but the source is so mysterious! He’s throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks
In the red pants? That has to be Hoseok, because there’s no way Hoseok is the one in the hoodie with the hood up… I’m confused
Also Namjoon barely brushing past Hoseok and sending him sprawling is peak strength and size kink
As I watched this and realized despite the grainy quality I could tell who everyone was simply by the way they attempted to mount each other I wondered: do I know too much about these men?
It’s wild how seeking out an internet fandom for a piece of media is just an endless descent into total horror. I’m sure there are great communities for everything somewhere - look at BTS- but damn are there a lot of shitty people to wade through! (This post brought to you by E:33 and Bridgerton)
One thing about BTS is that they will absolutely beat a joke into the GROUND, they never get tired of it, it’s funny every time they say it, and we just have to go along with it
Any time is a good time now that Namjoon has posted a picture of his husband lying drunk on a couch
If it’s perfect it’s only because they are perfect!
BTS as Yoongi things:
HS: Devoted cat dad
JM: Extra stores of castigation for the deserving
JK: Very interested in talking about his latest hyper fixation
TH: Relishes a dramatic reveal
SJ: Uninterested in but resigned to authority role
NJ: Love philosopher
YG: No desire to be anyone but himself
I imagine them doing rock paper scissors to see who gets that really long line and Jin being absolutely livid when it’s him
Jin trying to run a goddamn kitchen while Jungkook is relentlessly throwing tomatoes at him from across the map, Hoseok is panic-announcing the time left every five seconds on the dot, and Namjoon has once again fallen into the swamp
I love them dearly but they are still so bad at skits and any skit-like form of content. Big fan of Jimin method acting as “guy with the snacks whose mouth is too full to speak” to get around a potential perceived weakness though
A haunting thought!
Overcooked 2 with a random selections of Bangtans
Simple clothes -> Tight clothes -> No clothes: the Kim Taehyung Logical Fashion Progression
Lack of object permanence approached from exactly opposite directions!
Taekook is such a delicious contrast in the way that Taehyung inhabits the past, especially the distant past, as fully present and immediate, where Jungkook thinks that all events before 1997 are one big event called “Something That Happened Before I Was Born”
“No man that looks that good could possibly be untalented” - every teenager ever including Jungkook
In the same way every Namseok gif is a 100K slow burn fic, every Jihope gif is a PWP one shot
What I want to know is how they decide who sits where in each interview and why the decision this time was to have vminhope in the back making it horny
Actions speak louder than words and also more pleasurably
BTSisms:
HS: Minutely describing a hot Jimin photo
JK: Perking up thinking of Joon’s thighs
SJ: Smoothly downplaying his own talent
NJ: Envy at Jin’s effortless deflections
TH: Love for the BTS back catalog
YG: Styling based on his parents opinions
JM: Saying he’d feel Tae up on their first meeting
Chicagoland and like the consensus it’s definitely a stop but with more of a “d” sound, similar to how I pronounce “hot fix” which is the most similar phrase I can think of, or notify (nodify)
Sesame Street has never been less appropriate
Sometimes a himbo only wants your friendship and we must respect his choices unless there is a mod
To make sure that you always have a slice of yearning in your life
The current state of BTS and ARMY is like if the Eric Andre meme and the Spider-Man meme had a baby and made it purple.
The current state of my mind is that this is a thought that makes sense to me
The reason why BTS has survived and thrived for almost 13 years is because, at heart, they are seven dramatic-ass bitches who can’t resist an opportunity to competitively smolder at camera
