Karyn

This worked for me when I got the same error as celli using the original link on my phone!

Also I know money is tight and not everyone can join in or will be able to bid a significant amount. Maybe no one else will bid and you’ll get me, but if you’re not the winner please feel free to reach out to me with a ship and if I have a WIP for them I will send an excerpt to you!

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One of the small but measurable signs that BTS is coming soon is the posting energy here is higher than it’s been since I first migrated. Everyone is skeeting up a storm and I for one could not be happier

Photo of BTS hugging each other with V in the center

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My mom also does this, because she grew up with a person in her house who closed them all behind them without saying anything, so now I always close them because I did so after here. Basically what I’m saying is this is generationally reflexive behavior and you can’t be blamed

The difference for me is in the dom energy difference between Taehyung (varies based on mood) and Hoseok (always dom) but I see what you mean!

So all of these hyper aggressive affirmations means that someone is gonna be all the way naked this next comeback and that someone is Jungkook

BTS by how they see ARMY:

NJ: His transmission receiver
JK: His life partner
YG: His captive audience
JM: His best friend
TH: His test subject
HS: His lovely plaything
SJ: His joyful tormentor (positive)

Okay Jungkook look, I don’t want to tell you what to do, you are a grown human who can make choices using your own boundless judgement and wisdom but please for the love of god hydrate and go to sleep at a decent hour after you drink okay, I love the karaoke but rest please, signed an Old Person

Oh to be an earbud held gently in Yoongi’s hand

YOONGI FOR THE NEW GALAXY BUDS4 PRO

My speculation is that it’s partially because he doesn’t like living alone and partially so that there’s someone there to take care of Bam etc when he’s on tour but honestly who knows with Global Superstar Jungkook

I think it’s just his roommate he’s mentioned before but my assumption is that Jungkook offering his karaoke mic to someone is basically a marriage proposal

What this is telling me is that Jungkook will only live with people he is in absolute love with and that is valid

Every time it tells me Office has updated and needs to restart I feel like someone who’s been told to cut the blue wire and hoping fervently that the bomb doesn’t explode

Jungkook at 3:30 in the morning: I must sing duets with my bro / husband and millions of people must watch

jungkook for calvin klein getting photographed looking at a vynil store

me in front of hybe every night at 12 am kst

This is reminiscent of how I felt when Hoseok released a video of KIG that was just two and half minutes of what he would look like getting blown against a wall

Also to be clear Guy here is non-gender specific, it’s vibes only

Like this is a Guy who has been a Guy for a long time and will ride to the gym on his motorcycle and then go home and eat spicy noodles while doing laundry and never once losing the Guy flow state he entered a decade ago

The reason why CK is a good brand deal for Jungkook and the watch one is weird is that Jungkook thrives on being A Guy, just doing Guy things in a Guy way without even really thinking about what a Guy is -Zen Guyness - and jeans and t-shirts enable that while $10K watches fight it

jungkook but the perfume is hoseok

I ran a meeting with a difficult stakeholder and it went very well and my boss said I did a good job

The framing of this is true, but if the quiz had a slider to say how many hours of your day you spend thinking about everything you’ve ever said and done in your life I would have ended up with Namjoon for sure.

bts-quiz.figma.site

Okay but what about the first time he makes his little “hmmm?” sound and your emotional stability crumbles like a dry cookie

Apostolic Christian! I would be shocked if there’s liberation theology in those faiths as they’re mostly about being left alone to be anachronistic in peace (I say only somewhat cynically)

Though I just looked it up and apparently Anabaptists don’t consider themselves Protestant so now I’ve learned two things today!

I’ve never heard of it but it seems broadly Catholic and I grew up deeply non-evangelical Protestant

The fact that Kim Taehyung cannot simultaneously be V, global superstar of BTS the most famous band of the world, and The Phantom of the Opera, dramatic cape-wearing specter perpetuating music in a European opera house, is yet another sign our universe is incorrectly organized