Karyn

Any time is a good time now that Namjoon has posted a picture of his husband lying drunk on a couch

If it’s perfect it’s only because they are perfect!

BTS as Yoongi things:

HS: Devoted cat dad
JM: Extra stores of castigation for the deserving
JK: Very interested in talking about his latest hyper fixation
TH: Relishes a dramatic reveal
SJ: Uninterested in but resigned to authority role
NJ: Love philosopher
YG: No desire to be anyone but himself

I imagine them doing rock paper scissors to see who gets that really long line and Jin being absolutely livid when it’s him

Jin trying to run a goddamn kitchen while Jungkook is relentlessly throwing tomatoes at him from across the map, Hoseok is panic-announcing the time left every five seconds on the dot, and Namjoon has once again fallen into the swamp

I love them dearly but they are still so bad at skits and any skit-like form of content. Big fan of Jimin method acting as “guy with the snacks whose mouth is too full to speak” to get around a potential perceived weakness though

A haunting thought!

Overcooked 2 with a random selections of Bangtans

Simple clothes -> Tight clothes -> No clothes: the Kim Taehyung Logical Fashion Progression

Lack of object permanence approached from exactly opposite directions!

Taekook is such a delicious contrast in the way that Taehyung inhabits the past, especially the distant past, as fully present and immediate, where Jungkook thinks that all events before 1997 are one big event called “Something That Happened Before I Was Born”

“No man that looks that good could possibly be untalented” - every teenager ever including Jungkook

In the same way every Namseok gif is a 100K slow burn fic, every Jihope gif is a PWP one shot

What I want to know is how they decide who sits where in each interview and why the decision this time was to have vminhope in the back making it horny

Actions speak louder than words and also more pleasurably

BTSisms:

HS: Minutely describing a hot Jimin photo
JK: Perking up thinking of Joon’s thighs
SJ: Smoothly downplaying his own talent
NJ: Envy at Jin’s effortless deflections
TH: Love for the BTS back catalog
YG: Styling based on his parents opinions
JM: Saying he’d feel Tae up on their first meeting

Chicagoland and like the consensus it’s definitely a stop but with more of a “d” sound, similar to how I pronounce “hot fix” which is the most similar phrase I can think of, or notify (nodify)

Sesame Street has never been less appropriate

Sometimes a himbo only wants your friendship and we must respect his choices unless there is a mod

To make sure that you always have a slice of yearning in your life

The current state of BTS and ARMY is like if the Eric Andre meme and the Spider-Man meme had a baby and made it purple.

The current state of my mind is that this is a thought that makes sense to me

The reason why BTS has survived and thrived for almost 13 years is because, at heart, they are seven dramatic-ass bitches who can’t resist an opportunity to competitively smolder at camera

Behind every gay person there is a taller, more chaotic gay person

Retrospective prayers for the people who had to get them to behave long enough to get footage

I will also say if that pre-trailer video was one of the things they filmed the day Namjoon seemed entirely done with the concept of making short form video content as a career I can see why, it has the energy of people who sincerely love each other doing the part of their job they don’t like

The secret is that I would say this no matter who they selected for each unit but in my defense the Namseok is PARTICULARLY devastating to my personal hyperfixation

Pairing up Namseok, Yoonkook, and Taejinmin as filming units for the first official video content drop is the work of a crazed, dangerous mind

BTS as FYA acronyms:

JK: For Youth, Again
HS: Filming Yoongi Always
YG: Flexing Your Abilities
TH: Feel Yourself Absolutely
SJ: Friendly Yet Aloof
NJ: Fixing Yesterday’s Abnormalities
JM: Fun, Young, Attractive

As much as I am craving a March comeback schedule I need to know even more what the erratic-but-regular Taejoonseok thirst trap drop schedule is going to be. Are we in a blackout period until the album? Will there be a full court press involving all members to make us max feral? I need to prepare!

Even if you don’t like it they will be proud of it and you love them so you will love them being proud of it. Sort of like when a child gives you a drawing that doesn’t look like anything, you’re still happy when they tell you all about how it’s a bear sleeping in a cave