P L A N K O

What no joint press conference between chanceri and Pedersen? #swfc

And at that point £28k will be our net worth so I can take over and lead a promotion charge from league one…? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Updating #wawaw to #wawwwaswaw (we’re all Wednesday while we are still Wednesday aren’t we), and then eventually #wwawww (we were all Wednesday weren’t we)

Serious question: has anyone checked for planning permission applications to build flats in S6 1SW from one D Chansiri?
#swfc #wawaw

Hooo Betfair are going to regret giving me that free £3 bet when I successfully bet on #swfc opponents to win 46 times in a row and turn it into 28 grand

Ha I saw that and thought yeah that’s several rungs up from where I am, assuming obliteration. Good on em

The scene from Snatch where Jason statham says to Stephen Graham “yeah Tommy, proper fucked”

#swfc

😂

If you look really closely they haven’t charged his watch

They’ve put Danny in charge of directing the lawn mowers for now

Discover is trying to push 21 hour old posts into my feed with #swfc news that’s now so old it’s been debunked twice, confirmed by Brian down the road, superseded 3 times, and now its true again

Just who is Tilman Fertitta?

There was never going to be a perfect solution. I think we’ve reached the point where we’d take anything (with money) to stop Chansiri dragging us under.
Plenty of mega rich football club owners these days have money as a result of questionable human rights records or making ok Hollywood movies

Someone willing to buy Wednesday off Chansiri is rare
A mega rich American who doesn’t support Trump is probably even rarer

Not far off
Who’s it for? It’s Fertitta

It’s a boiling hot Friday and I’ve got shit loads to do today, followed by the kids’ dance shows, so fully expecting a #swfc takeover announcement to drop at about 5:15pm today

So the #swfc players don’t want to be friends with Danny Rohl anymore

Well if there is a takeover he can just buy new friends! And then pay for their plastic surgery so they look just like the old players

Got on a train
Got off a train
Train went back to Brum
Waited for a bus for 90 mins
Gave up and got an uber to Leicester
Got on a train with two seconds to spare
It is the same fucking train

Think I can see 11 players there!

You start a job as #swfc manager on the next Football Manager game and your first jobs are:
~ clean the toilets
~ find a local park that isn’t covered in dog shit to play home games on
~ head down to Stocksbridge Park Steels to try and sign some first team players

Sadly the idea that we’re worth more than £55 mil is chansiri’s optimism, not mine

I suppose we have to take it as a compliment that as fans of #swfc, the club that otherwise has no manager, no players, no coaches, no pitch, no training ground, no money and less than no points is apparently still worth more than £55 million

I’m hoping to at least live longer than him

Is there any way I can make a post auto send when Chansiri finally leaves?
I’ve had “so long, and thanks for all the fish” lined up for weeks now
#swfc

Kim Jong-un observes a human being who appears to be being launched off the end of a water slide in a new beach resort in North Korea

North Korea's new missile launcher may not have the intercontinental reach they hoped it would

Hey, look at that. I accidentally summoned a completely different blast from the past to save the day
Goo on Manderic son!
#swfc #wawaw

I wonder if that woman who got Terry Yorath to leave #swfc - when after a match she ‘appealed to his better nature’ and told him that the team needed a change of tactics - is still knocking about?

Maybe she’d be able to get Chansiri to finally do one
#wawaw

Sad trumpets

Can’t remember the last time the end of our season was drama free, allowing us to focus 100% on piggies fucking things up

An owl carved into an old tree trunk in Glynllifon park, north wales. Looks a bit like the old Wednesday badge owl

#wawaw #SHWHUL