Dr. Faust and co.

-Until then, it's all about knowing what everyone wants!-

-Why, the night before Christmas of course!-

I'm capable of many, many things

-And so am I....in theory-

-You could always dress up!-

Or assist with delivering gifts. Of course, you'd have to try your best to keep up with my teleportation

-Helloooooooo-

-Come one, come all, and tell the legendary Santa Fanny what you want for Christmas-

-Sure! With you around, I probably won't get stuck in chimneys again-

-Well of course I would! It's fun being tall!-

-....Weeeeell, it is a nice gift-

-Hey, I'm supposed to be giving other people gifts! Not the other way around-

-Woah!-

-Me???-

Congratulations!!

-Here's hoping you stay good!-

-C'mon Amy, everyone here has beaten bad people up at least once-

It's true, I've thrown bombs at many people the past few months

It's finally time, dear patients!

We hope you've all been very good this year, because we'll be delivering presents to you all very soon!

-Well, at least you're making things slightly less boring-

-Yeah, but honestly it's kinda boring-

-I feel bad for saying that, but there's only so much normalcy I can take-

-I dunno-

-Usually some kind of maniac shows up and me and Dr. Faust spend awhile stopping em-

-Haven't had any kind of big adventure in forever-

-Nothing much-

-Oh! Hiya Ribbon!-

The power of marketability

No one is safe

They turned me into a star, patients

"Did you know over in Japan, today is considered Good Big Brother day?"

"......Shame I never was one when I had the chance"

Greetings, patients

It's looking to be quite the Stimulating Saturday

Please make sure to take care of yourselves today, and every other day after that.

After all, there's someone out there who cares about you very much

Whenever there are no patients to treat

I flop on the floor until someone needs assistance

"Y'know I don't have a clue why people are so scared of doing deadly things. It's perfect for me"

"If I succeed, I look cool and if I fail, I get to see Isaac again"

"It's literally a win-win for me"

-I believe everyone has the possibility for good! As long as they truly regret what they did and accept whatever consequences come with their actions and strive to make things right rather than try to save face-

-Unless you hate Dr. Baldhead-

-There's no saving you-

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-

-buuuut maybe it should also be Fanny Fall too!-

-It's Fanny Faaaaaaaaaall!-

-Well you sure fooled me-

-For real? You don't seem like the type with high standards-