𝐸𝓁𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒! 💘

A comical waterfall of tears sprouts from the vocalist as she holds Pyro-Jack close.

"WAHHHH, THANK YOUUUUUU."

sniffle...

"really...? you'd do that for little ol' me...?"

nico

Writing Elphelt being like "no one wants to marry me" is always funny to me because there are people here who need her carnally. like girlie I promise you'll be walking down that aisle in no time <3

Girlie's in a world of her own...

"wahhh, this must be why I haven't been read my vows yet, no one wants a wife who can't cook! I have to fix this!"

"I'm HOPELESS! I can't do anything! How am I supposed to find a loving spouse if I can't even cook?!"

"Its a donut place. I think they still are, at least? They removed the 'donuts' part of their name, so it's just 'Dunkin' now, not Dunkin' Donuts. It's silly."

"I'm never gonna make another thing of food again! Just going to live off of takeout and ubereats or some shit. Clearly im not cut out for this!"

...pretty dramatic response to just burning some toast...

"Guess we should BOTH never be allowed in the kitchen in the again..."

"I'm just going to order Dunkin'...you want something?"

"You can’t wait to be loved. You have to go out and find it"

"STOP BULLYING MEEEEeEEEEeeeeE!"

"...yeah, you know what, that'll probably-"

The toast crumbled to actual ash the second Elphelt even touched the thing."

"...:("

"yeah b-b-b-but...fucking look at it dude how did I mess it up THAT BAD?"

"I KNOWWWWWWWWW STOP REMINDING MEEEEeeEeEeeEe..."

"sniffle...yeah..."

Staring at her toast. She burnt it. Shit looked like COAL.

"...ffffuck...my breakfast :("

nico

the urge was too strong

temp pin.

ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴀꜱʜᴄʀᴏꜰᴛ.
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nico

she's such a girlfailure and she desperately needs a hug SHE'S PERFECT FOR ME TO WRITE!

nico

unfortunately, I will be going back into a semi-hiatus. I'll pop my head out every so often, but not as much as I've been here over the past few weeks.

[NC]

“ON MY FUCKING LIFE WE’RE JUMPING CYN.”

[NC]

“Ok, the Mortal Kombat II trailer was cool I guess, but- I still don’t get why they delayed it an entire year? Like, huh? Shoutout the Street Fighter cast for calling them out on it.”

nico

you’re right- he’s still not in the game holy shit

nico

POWERPLEX IS PLAYABLE IN INVINCIBLE VS LETS ACTUALLY FUCKING GO? Maining him and Rex day one…

˜”*°• An entirely SFW account for Niko from OneShot.

Some heavy themes may arise.

Rules and info in replies.•°*”˜

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nico

SHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT SNITCH

:D

//TRIPLETS BORN-\\

HIGH PITCHED SQUEALING