Who is going to dom Alexa tonight, we ask, as we lay in bed and one of us orders her to shut the lights off.
01.04.2025 12:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bougerella.bsky.social
Feminist, sex-positive musings, tall woman problems, mom stuff, workout motivation.
Who is going to dom Alexa tonight, we ask, as we lay in bed and one of us orders her to shut the lights off.
01.04.2025 12:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre coming for Prep next.
17.03.2025 11:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Turns outβshockingβRFK Jr believes they cause HIV soooo theyβre now off the shelves etc
17.03.2025 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The first time I ever wished I took a science lab class in high school is the same day poppers were banned in the US
15.03.2025 16:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0First coupleβs therapy session:
Me: I look at EVERYTHING he sends me on Instagram and he doesnβt look at ANYTHING I send him.
Only have as many pets as you have hands.
27.02.2025 12:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Learning the hard way over here that IKEA product names, no matter how well known, donβt work in NYT games.
26.02.2025 12:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Might delete. Gotta be honest.
23.02.2025 02:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs cute that someone joined Blue Sky to create a fake profile of me over on Twitter using photos from here. What is wrong with people?
21.02.2025 17:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Failure to take responsibility for himself being shitty, gaslighting you into thinking you are. Probably not his first instance of devaluing youβbut hopefully his last!!! β€οΈ
05.02.2025 00:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sounds like a narcissist!
05.02.2025 00:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0all the people in the rich neighborhoods are egging their own houses to flaunt their wealth
30.01.2025 03:38 β π 69 π 27 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Trump meant heβd reduce the cost of the eggs in our ovaries.
30.01.2025 13:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picking what stores I can shop in after last week is roughly like what men I can still watch and listen to after #metoo
27.01.2025 02:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 026 min shoulders chest back day down and 20 min of spin
27.01.2025 02:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can I buy EVERYTHING in Costco? Is any other retailer keeping DEI initiatives????
26.01.2025 01:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gavin Newsome and Trump are both 6β3ββ¦yet one of them is about 3β taller than the other.
25.01.2025 18:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Awwww
23.01.2025 01:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the lip zit
23.01.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 06.2 lbs down, 31 min of lower body weight lifting down and 20 min of spin now
22.01.2025 21:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hell yeah!!!
18.01.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks, friend! How is the new year treating your workouts?
18.01.2025 21:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04.8 lbs down into the New Year. Chest/back/shoulders then some spinning
18.01.2025 21:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am great at a lot of things. The NYT crossword puzzle is not one of them.
18.01.2025 17:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you didnβt cry, the nose hair you wanted to pluck is not out.
18.01.2025 00:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 030 min biceps/triceps/glutes/inner thighs doneβ¦30 min spin commences.
17.01.2025 22:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0absolute worst guy you know is currently telling his friends heβs gonna βtry his hand at standup comedyβ
01.01.2025 20:41 β π 42 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0I want to try all the New York Times Cooking recipes but finding the ingredients used in these things must require defeating the final boss in one special bodega in NY with a cheat code.
16.01.2025 18:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People that stop drinking not because theyβre an alcoholic but because theyβre better than you er itβs better for you
16.01.2025 16:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0