the ‘lympics darling👑🐀🐁🫧

Skipping the gym by walking literally all over fed hill cause nobody has honey berry backwoods so my ass is walking to the other end of broadway to see if my old reliable bodega has them

Im trying to get on a fitness journey because fit they spring means hot they summer and after this winter I deserve to be a hot they this summer so I bought Greek yogurt and started a gym Pinterest board I’m already halfway there

This being Stars on Ice my god can I include context for once

They’re coming to providence do you know how bad I wanna go to this

“I wanna watch Miss Alt, Gay, and From New Jersey LIVE”
“We have an alt gay from New Jersey at home”
“Yes but I haven’t taught him how to figure skate yet”

Drunk at 4/5am (time doesn’t exist) and I miss nyc I gotta go back so fucking asap I’m craving it like a cigarette

Happy 33rd birthday to the hilarious Sarah Sherman.

BETTER BE THE LAST TIME WE DO THIS BULLSHIT AND IM SO SERIOUS JUST LEAVE IT ALONE

Wait why Taylor swift kinda jacked though (Ophelia music vicdeo playing in the club rn)

We have definitely hit the worst of “I miss beef and cheese” season cause my snap memories are filled with them and I miss them so bad but if I get new rats they’re not gonna be the same also I don’t have the cage or anything anymore anyway but I miss having my rat babies so bad 🥺

Happy 55th birthday to the iconic Erykah Badu.

But I will be judging your fashion, actually. Don’t bore me or I’m picking the dipping sauce I’m using for you when we eat the rich 🥰

and art is subjective, what we are judging you on is your fashion as it relates to the Met Gala and the dress code that they have put before you

Aw wait costar this is actually kinda sweet-

Wait wtf am I supposed to do until March 6th when the paralympics start

I think the thing I’m gonna miss the most once the Olympics are over is the Olympic Roku city. It’s just so fucking pretty. And if they don’t leave it for the duration of the Paralympics I’m gonna be PISSED

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Happy 59th Birthday, Kurt...

Didn’t bring snacks and like yeah my salon has snacks but they have plain pretzels. Not chocolate covered. And they’re Snyders brand like the driest of all hard pretzels like I’m trying not to die I just have two more clients then I’m done for the day
Unless I go to the gym later which is fine

ITALIAN too like please let me satisfy this woman’s Nonna and let me make me a PLATE

Also this is my first actually professional wedding assisting I’ve done and we were offered food multiple times and the two people I’m working for have declined every time and I’m like. Is it cause we’re being professionals or. Can I eat. I’m hungry and they have homemade hash. And I want some.

But then one of the bridesmaids HAS so she and I keep looking at each other with the glee eyes cause whoever’s playlist is going has a lot of glee correlation I’m just trying to be the least annoying person in the room even though I am annoying only one person in this room

Assisting for a wedding and the lead is so over me rn I’m not even pointing out the songs from glee anymore because she’s like “I’ve literally never seen it” and I was like “you don’t have to have? They just did this song… on the show”

Tara: “she couldn’t land a triple till 25 that’s late for a skater”
Me: “shut the fuck up she’s still young”
The Finnish girl going right after her: is seventeen.

Women’s free and women’s gold hockey going right the fuck now but I have clients 🫠

Guess who’s getting a family bag 🤭

Flipz specifically too which sucks cause they’re expensive 🫣

I’ve fallen into a really bad chocolate covered pretzel addiction like to the point I’m buying family sized bags and devouring them in minutes like. Idk how to stop either. Im praying I get tipped hella today so I can get another bag before I get paid cause I already spent my last check on pretzels-

Nature is healing

Also they did not do seven nation army on glee

I’m not saying they did the glee version? I’m talking about how some of these songs were also done on glee-