Shelina

I’m watching Miss Congeniality (again) and I think we need Sandra Bullock to make comedy movies again to help us during this crappy time.

Oh it’s joyous watching the news tonight. Not.

My only hope is that as delivery drivers find it so hard to use Google maps to find where I live, that no one else will bother finding it with missiles.

Also saw a woman wearing shorts so short you could see her cheeks flapping and also had leg warmers on. Make it make sense.

Booked cinema ticket to see mission impossible. Literally booked with one gap seat so I could be left alone and the couple could be left alone. This bloke with noisy food thought he’d get the gap seat although there were other seats he could sit in. Bastard. I miss Covid restrictions.

So if the genocidial maniacs vote 20 times for their country and their rest of us vote once or twice for 25 other countries we are never going to beat them. It’s calculated and messed up. They should be banned now.

I’ll never say one bad word against JJ or Wasted Love in my life. Herzlichen Glückwunsch Österreich 🇦🇹 You saved this contest from destruction… #Eurovision

Remember that cunts had one country to vote for and non-cunts 25, this is why we should have single transferable votes in Eurovision #Eurovision

So we can see who is voting en masse in the uk and it’s sickening. And same must have happened globally. Shame on them for voting for genocidal maniacs. #eurovision

Thank god for that. The whole world are relieved. #eurovision

I want Austria to win. If Israel wins it’s over for Eurovision.

The stupid racist coffee song got more points than uk. Ridiculous.

0 for uk. That’s horrible.

Ditto for Malta. 8 points!!! Wtf.

I’m so sad for Denmark. I loved their song. #eurovision

Only reason Israel get so many points is because people can vote from around the world. It’s bs

12 points from Cyprus to Greece I bet

Love the Iceland woman. Has Iceland even got any points yet??#eurovision

Finland have bat shit crazy outfits #eurovision

🇮🇪 IRELAND JURY GAVE ISRAEL 7 POINTS?????

IRELAND???

OF ALL COUNTRIES??

I am absolutely baffled.

So baffled.

#Eurovision

Why is there a mouse from Italy??

But 12 from them. I ain’t hating the Italian mouse!

So far all the sad songs are top 3 although I did like Switzerland.

Good to see UK with quite a lot of votes.

How still no votes for Denmark. This is bollocks.

Azerbaijan should be ashamed of themselves #Eurovision

My faves
1 Denmark
2 Luxembourg
3 Sweden
4 Switzerland
5 Malta
6 Finland

#eurovision

Graham feel the same. So sad there is no celine. 🙄

Celine is coming for sure #Eurovision

Sorry love. Yours scary #albania #eurovision

Fun fact San Marino is in Italy. Now makes sense.

How many songs are about mums tonight! And also taking the piss out of Italy?? This song is going to be in all resorts this summer in it? All the kids will sing it. #Eurovision #sanmarino

It’s the sandy maman song. It’s catchy but it ain’t Eurovision fun. #france #Eurovision