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@birdcardigan.bsky.social

a dumpy budgie // party mom // do not ask me about the Orb

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splice pine lime 8 pack for $7. i live and die for the pine lime summer

04.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now thats a hecc face

04.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

still reckon a lot of what ppl online are pinning on perimenopause is actually socio-systemically induced depression. except the itchy earholes

04.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

moon

03.03.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

drinking a full strength coke while listening to addison rae feels illegal

03.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great time to Deeply Want to be off the Screens when Job wants u to have it on you all the time, study is all remote, engaging a service is all online, & ur brain has permanently deleted number recall

03.03.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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kisses for the camera 😘

03.03.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4064    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 19

in other news my plushy asimo has quadrupled in value. but then get this; Give him a gun, and

02.03.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im gonna be pissed if i cant source the doritos hot x buns before easter

01.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

22.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1927    πŸ” 566    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 24

bitch we used to have to sharpie bonesy now u can just go to cotton on & get a logo baby tee lmao

01.03.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fucked that i could sell my used gorillaz converse now for more than i paid for them new in 2011

01.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the gorilla film was cute but i have no idea what happened or what is happening or why. and its okay

28.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oof!!!

28.02.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alysia liu at the winter olympics is my new tom holland lip sync battle

26.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gig regrets: not seeing Sonic Youth play (in my city!!) before they broke up, not bc i couldnt afford to but bc i wasnt confident enough as a young girl fan to go alone into a sea of insufferable men

26.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nah going to work just made it worse

26.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gorilla mates where do u watch the gorilla band short film on friday

26.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

work sent me home with Sad Girl disease

26.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

something about hollering team & a world alone in a crowd of thousands thats simultaneously amazing & contradictory lol

25.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bought a tame x ninajirachi just to fuck with em

25.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing like gym sneakers and ankle socks to a gig to make me feel like an geriatric

25.02.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

visceral tactile/smell memory

25.02.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love him

25.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i should monetise cuppy content at this point lol

24.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

teacup!

24.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he’s here

24.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5959    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 15

Look at this photograph

22.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2160    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 4

thinking about her [the font from
wipeout and wipeout 2097]

22.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Winds Suck Dicks

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

21.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11232    πŸ” 3341    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 107