@capitalpains.bsky.social
Follow for investing humor, memes, and sarcasm. Itโs not that serious
๐ญ weโre so f*****
21.04.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Another week of running off to a great start
21.04.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
What were you thinking of buying in 2011? ๐ญ
19.04.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Im tired of all this winning!
Trump:
J Powell bringing everyone down with him ๐
18.04.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐๐๐ you really canโt make this up!!
17.04.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 39 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Canโt make this up ๐๐
17.04.2025 16:48 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Me averaging down on my calls that expire Friday
17.04.2025 06:23 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him ๐ญ
16.04.2025 19:46 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
๐จBREAKING๐จ
U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.
This is why we canโt have anything nice
๐คฃ๐คฃ
15.04.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
Anyone else relate? ๐ฅฒ
15.04.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
WHY IS THERE A TATTOO ON THIS MONKEY?
Based
๐จBREAKING๐จ
๐ฅ DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips
๐ฅ AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.
๐ฅ We are so back
Some would call this as tax AVIATION
12.04.2025 02:59 โ ๐ 83 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Who agrees? ๐
11.04.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
This is getting out of hand ๐คฃ
11.04.2025 16:48 โ ๐ 62 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1
If you know you know! ๐
11.04.2025 03:01 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0
Adulting is hard
10.04.2025 23:48 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Itโs always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf ๐
10.04.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐
10.04.2025 02:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This true? ๐ค
10.04.2025 02:14 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0
Up 64K today ๐ฅ
Weโre so back!
๐จBREAKING๐จ
TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released.
This is unbelievable
This canโt be real ๐๐
We are living in a sim
I was today years old that the Nintendo president is actually named Bowser
08.04.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The days of discounted cash flow reports will be long gone and a new era of hedgefund bros will soon learn to knit and sow on the assembly line ๐
08.04.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
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08.04.2025 03:03 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This year, we went from eliminating capital gains tax
To eliminating capital gains ๐ฅฒ
