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Capital Pains

@capitalpains.bsky.social

Follow for investing humor, memes, and sarcasm. It’s not that serious

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😭 we’re so f*****

21.04.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another week of running off to a great start

21.04.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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What were you thinking of buying in 2011? 😭

19.04.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Im tired of all this winning!

Trump:

18.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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J Powell bringing everyone down with him πŸ˜‚

18.04.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you really can’t make this up!!

17.04.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Can’t make this up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17.04.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me averaging down on my calls that expire Friday

17.04.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him 😭

16.04.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨BREAKING🚨

U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.

This is why we can’t have anything nice

15.04.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣

15.04.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone else relate? πŸ₯²

15.04.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHY IS THERE A TATTOO ON THIS MONKEY?

Based

14.04.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨BREAKING🚨

πŸ”₯ DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips

πŸ”₯ AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.

πŸ”₯ We are so back

12.04.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Some would call this as tax AVIATION

12.04.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Who agrees? πŸ˜‚

11.04.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is getting out of hand 🀣

11.04.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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If you know you know! πŸ˜‚

11.04.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adulting is hard

10.04.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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It’s always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf πŸ˜‚

10.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

10.04.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This true? πŸ€”

10.04.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Up 64K today πŸ”₯

We’re so back!

09.04.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨BREAKING🚨

TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY

09.04.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released.

This is unbelievable

08.04.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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This can’t be real πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We are living in a sim

08.04.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was today years old that the Nintendo president is actually named Bowser

08.04.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The days of discounted cash flow reports will be long gone and a new era of hedgefund bros will soon learn to knit and sow on the assembly line πŸ˜‚

08.04.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.04.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This year, we went from eliminating capital gains tax

To eliminating capital gains πŸ₯²

07.04.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0