The Azure Guardian 🤖🛡️

The Azure Guardian 🤖🛡️

@theazureguard.bsky.social

Just call me Azure. 🇨🇦 18+ AuDHD Anti-GenAI Amateur/Casual Indie .hack// A.I-themed VTuber/PNGTuber Streamer. PFP: @polluxery.bsky.social • Streaming: twitch.tv/theazureguardian • VOD Archives: youtube.com/@TheAzureGuardian

927 Followers 1,373 Following 1,585 Posts Joined Oct 2024
4 hours ago

This week my management (we're lawyers, don't hate us) put out a policy that no one should use AI in their writing and if they did it would be considered misconduct and I was SOOOO HAPPY! They didn't rule out future use, so ehhh, but they did emphasize how unreliable it is now. I'll take the win.

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1 day ago

As you use AI to simplify easy yet mundane tasks, like writing emails, you get increasingly dependent on it.

You get lazy, less skilled, use your brain less, and (you may not want to hear this) get stupider as a result.

Don’t let them take away your ability to think. Stop using it. Now.

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5 hours ago
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#ドットハック #dothack #kite #blackrose
bONK

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10 hours ago
Bluesky post by Aura: “Put your link in the post”, written out 11 times

5,000+ video game music arrangements 🎮🎵
ocremix.org
(free, fan-made, NO genAI 💩)

“I prefer videos”
youtube.com/ocremix

Hang out with fellow VGM lovers
discord.gg/ocremix

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9 hours ago
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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6 hours ago

Next stream... It's back over to Turnip Boy Robs a Bank! We seem to be nearing the end, but there are still sidequests to take care of before then. So here's hoping I can get them all done with enough time to finish the game.

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6 hours ago

And that's the stream! Managed to get E.H. on the third pull, and really enjoyed the story. She's a hell of a good character and I look forward to seeing more of her in the Campaign and other possible events.

But also, fuck Crow. I hope she never comes back into play. But she might for E.H. stuff.

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8 hours ago
Screenshot from GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE showing the back of a woman (E.H., aka Elysion Harper) standing in the middle of a path, looking towards a light in front of her as a pair of large doors open up, an almost divine light beyond then seeming to be her goal with a trail of blood behind her and run-down building on either side of her. The words "ENTER HEAVEN" appear from the light, above the woman's head.

#GoingLive on Twitch with more GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE! Shorter stream today doing a few pulls to get E.H. from her banner and then learning what her story and trauma is in the Enter Heaven Event.

#vtuber #pngtuber #envtuber #vtuberen #vsky #NIKKE #gacha
twitch.tv/theazureguardian

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Screenshot from GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE showing the back of a woman (E.H., aka Elysion Harper) standing in the middle of a path, looking towards a light in front of her as a pair of large doors open up, an almost divine light beyond then seeming to be her goal with a trail of blood behind her and run-down building on either side of her. The words "ENTER HEAVEN" appear from the light, above the woman's head.

#GoingLive on Twitch with more GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE! Shorter stream today doing a few pulls to get E.H. from her banner and then learning what her story and trauma is in the Enter Heaven Event.

#vtuber #pngtuber #envtuber #vtuberen #vsky #NIKKE #gacha
twitch.tv/theazureguardian

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1 day ago
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bear

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1 day ago
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LAST CHANCE! In one hour, these #dailytees will need to fill up their fantastic machines! Act fast! www.theyetee.com

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1 day ago
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#deltarune

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1 day ago
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

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2 months ago

The only mammals that are able to maintain green fur are Oscar the Grouch and some Sloths …

which both maintain a thick goat of algae and other green things in their fur to give the appearance of green fur.

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1 day ago
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Microsoft Authenticator could leak login codes—update your app now A bug in Microsoft Authenticator on Android and iOS could allow malicious apps on the same device to intercept authentication codes or sign-in links.

A vulnerability in Microsoft Authenticator could leak your one-time sign-in codes.
https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2026/03/microsoft-authenticator-could-leak-login-codes-update-your-app-now?utm_campaign=brandsocial&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

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1 day ago
Sly green haired anime girl Shion from Higurashi: my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick "kill anyone who disagrees with you"
Satoko yellow haired girl: thats bad advice why would they tell you that
Shion looking serious: be careful

My favourite Higurashi character to meme about probably

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using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

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1 day ago
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."

Just saying it right out loud now.

newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

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1 day ago
Mother - Why did you blow bubbles up Fido's butt?!

Son - But Mom! Alex did that to their dog last time and it was fine! Mother - If Alex jumped off a cliff, right now, would you do it as well?

Son - WOW!!! Did you really just COMPARE me killing myself to blowing bubbles up Fido's butt?? Real mature, Mom! Mother (Visibly annoyed)

Son (Thinking) - ...I stun locked her. Got her good. Mother - My son, I did not compare those two situations together.
I was merely using your logic and applied it to an obviously over-the-top situation, as a polite way for you to realize how stupid your rebuttal was.
I was only protecting you from the truth but Mommy's gotta be so real right now, she cannot do that any longer; You're fucking dumb, man. Yup.

Son - What the hell is these words? Are you AI generated??

"Good Talk"

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1 day ago

Now that we're a few hundred games deep into the show, thank you Angry Video Game Nerd for

"That's Right We're Gonna Cheat"

truly summarized the energy of the best show of the week in such a succinct and clean way

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2 months ago
Digital art character sheet for Vana's vtuber design. She is a grey and white long-haired woman with wolf ears, tail, red eyes and long black painted finger nails (almost like claws). Her expression is very stoic.

There are 3 poses of Vana.

Pose 1: Shows Vana facing forward wearing an outfit consisting of a collar with a "V" on it around her neck, a teal halter top and skin-tight pants, with laced up boots that have claws to look like wolf paws. She had 2 arm bands on her upper left bicep and 2 bracelets on her right wrist. There are various cyan coloured belts, 2 on her waist and 2 on her left thigh.
Pose 2: Shows Vana in the same outfit, but from behind, showcasing her fluffy grey and white wolf tail as well as the bottom of her boots, which have markings of a wolf paw on the bottom.
Pose 3: Shows Vana in the same outfit, from the front, but now wearing a dark blue, fur-trimmed jacket.

Beside the poses are close ups of the paw emblem on Vana's jacket (left side of chest), her eyes and the slit at the bottom of her jacket to accommodate her tail.

I'm Vana - an MMO final boss from another world 🐺 Bringing blursed vibes & chaotic energy to a realm near you!

Chronic yapper, RPG & fantasy game enjoyer & definitely NOT clicker trained.

⠀✦ Twitch
⠀✦ Youtube
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⠀✦ Discord
⠀✦ Website
⠀✦ Become a Loot Drop Member

#Vtuber | #OC | #Fantasy

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1 day ago
Is it legal to film ICE agents? Yes. The First Amendment protects your right to film ICE in public, and you cannot be punished for that alone. If you are in a public place, you have the right to record ICE and other agents, as long as you don’t interfere with or obstruct their operations, or break another valid law while you’re filming. If you are on private property, owners can set their own rules about photography and filming.

Our rights aren't up to ICE agents to decide.

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1 day ago
a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

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1 day ago

Sorry I know it's been like years and I don't even go here but it's still kinda funny to me that Genshin named a character End User License Agreement

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If you type "genshin eula" on Google it autosuggests "genshin eula end user license agreement" for all the people having to actually type it all out to find the thing

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2 days ago
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Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

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2 days ago

I'm so fucking tempted to play through the first 4 .Hack games again... I never did beat Quarantine back in the day

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1 day ago

Me neither. I got all the way up to just before the final battle with Cubia only to find out I was missing Virus Cores. Didn't want to assume myself into hunting them down that late in the game so I gave up at that point. I plan on going through them again soon.

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1 day ago

Always a perfect reason, tbf.

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2 days ago

I convinced a friend of mine to buy .Hack G.U.
The reason: Mecha Grunty.

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