Nathan

BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

Thanks Michael, I appreciate it!

I don’t post as much on Bluesky but need to. As an update, I’m running for city council in Prairie Village, KS! It’s going to be a wild ride but I am excited

Jokic =what a game, AG = super clutch, Russ = revenge tour, Me = super excited

Welp, the Teal Tuesday drop was a complete fiasco. Hopefully future ones get better in the KC current app

Nuggets!!!!!

I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.

ANYWAY, did you know there's an extension you can put on Chrome that will connect with your local library system and when you go look at a book, say on AMZ, it will tell you if that book exists in the library system and if it's available?

It's literally called Library Extension.

Cage going full Cage is great

Woof

Brilliant

Look at that camera placement and framing! You should direct!

And now I’ve done down a wonderful rabbit hole of their music. So good and can’t believe I hadn’t heard them before!

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Love shoveling and then hours later it looks like you didn’t do a damn thing.

Went out in the cold with my daughter to sell Girl Scout cookies today and she did a great job. Even being shy, she practically had almost every house answer and support her in some way! Who says an impending blizzard of ice can’t have a positive or two?!

Agreed that this lady is a total weirdo. I feel like a superhero when finally asked to spring into action to help grab something from the top shelf. Some ppl just don’t like to be bothered to help another person out

Shark Heart seems like such an interesting premise, and I’ve read several by Erik Larson but not Thunderstruck so I guess I have some homework now!

Just got my copy of The Onion in the mail and this was only one of several articles that had me rolling. So good

I believe you are in the Twilight Zone

The best part of Toyotathon is the dealer telling you it’ll be six months before you can even see the car you’re looking for but why don’t we just lock down that deposit yeah?

Just a sad day for the greater Wildcat community. Dimel was an instrumental contributor to K-State's success over the years

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Bo!!!!!!!!

I for one am excited to celebrate whipped cream and its contributions to society throughout each course tomorrow as the founders anticipated

Amber Atkins is a national treasure

I hope the servers still get the tips.

Mitch McConnell had polio. Mitch needs to be absolutely spiking RFKs nomination, but…. Nah

I’ve barely gotten into the Hogwarts game because of my explorative nature 😂

It is wild isn’t it? We didn’t just lose tonight, we were outmuscled, out-executed and out coached on our home turf. It’s been a tough year