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Denise Flores

@dflo.bsky.social

South Texas goat herder, book lover & outdoor junkie. Petroleum landman and professional abstractor. Let's go to Mexico. 🌈🀠πŸ₯΄

186 Followers  |  202 Following  |  64 Posts  |  Joined: 05.07.2023  |  1.6367

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My friend: β€œSo do you *only* draw Big Brother art?…”
#bb27

02.09.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6
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me without lunch rn
#bb27

03.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

This is basically a rehash of his previous ultimatum from last month when he didn't do anything, except this time he added that he will kill the people living in Gaza.

05.03.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3524    πŸ” 986    πŸ’¬ 649    πŸ“Œ 103
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She hoped Trump’s victory would change her life, but not like this Ryleigh Cooper is normally more focused on motherhood than politics. Then came DOGE.

People’s reactions to these stories tend to be of the leopards-eating-faces variety but this is a great piece of reporting in part about how voters very disconnected from politics make their choices.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

27.02.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6341    πŸ” 1152    πŸ’¬ 1491    πŸ“Œ 627

"daddy, what did you do in the war"

son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet

we all did our part

27.02.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 47479    πŸ” 5231    πŸ’¬ 735    πŸ“Œ 197
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β€œI don’t think the United States Senate should vote for a single nominee until this is over!” - @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

04.02.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 60676    πŸ” 10751    πŸ’¬ 1723    πŸ“Œ 920

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

05.02.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 66537    πŸ” 10345    πŸ’¬ 1699    πŸ“Œ 363
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www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/o...

05.02.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7428    πŸ” 2970    πŸ’¬ 515    πŸ“Œ 217

gonna have to spend my BeyoncΓ© concert money on avocados

02.02.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1064    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3
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tfw when you're shopping for baby clothes

31.01.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

This is outstanding. @govofco.bsky.social? You're up.

31.01.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 630    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just β€œwe’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. πŸ‘ŠπŸ½

31.01.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 120075    πŸ” 13493    πŸ’¬ 3227    πŸ“Œ 751

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or β€œcontroversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

30.01.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 127319    πŸ” 24696    πŸ’¬ 2242    πŸ“Œ 787

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

31.01.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 87220    πŸ” 10741    πŸ’¬ 2110    πŸ“Œ 406
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New White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt did her first press briefing today and told a number of demonstrable lies (about condoms for Gaza, the criminal records of undocumented migrants, and more).

This is how the New York Times covered it.

29.01.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8304    πŸ” 1843    πŸ’¬ 626    πŸ“Œ 264

Dear Baby Jesus,

Let there be double the amount of self-inflicted penile traumas in 2025.

02.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my cybertruck is on fire and everyone is pointing and laughing at me and pelting me with items from their pockets and bags?

01.01.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1678    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

The year started off kinda meh, then I spent 40 days in Mexico.

I’m meeting my ladyfriend in Monterrey next Wednesday for a 5-night vacation. 2025 is going to be amazing.

01.01.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i would have no problem with this β€œhealth freedom” movement β€” i do not particularly care if these people decide that they want to die at 40 after a bad bout with dysentery β€” if not for their insistence on foisting this bullshit on children

31.12.2024 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6365    πŸ” 820    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 87
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Biden: Jimmy Carter lived a life measured not by words, but by his deeds. Just look at his life. He worked to eradicate disease not just at home, but around the world. He forged peace, advanced civil rights, human rights.. He built housing for the homeless with his own hands

30.12.2024 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11251    πŸ” 2020    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 74

in hindsight, it's very quaint that a family peanut farm was considered too much of a conflict of interest for a president

30.12.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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piggles

27.12.2024 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew, Tracy. So gross on Christmas.

26.12.2024 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a one-sided conversation via WhatsApp discussing the Beyonce Bowl.

The conversation:
Ya morΓ­. 
Nada me hace sentir mas americanatejana que BeyoncΓ©.
Ademas, soy propensa a la hipΓ©rbole.

The conversation ends with a gif of Selena Gomez overacting a dramatic pose.

Screenshot of a one-sided conversation via WhatsApp discussing the Beyonce Bowl. The conversation: Ya morΓ­. Nada me hace sentir mas americanatejana que BeyoncΓ©. Ademas, soy propensa a la hipΓ©rbole. The conversation ends with a gif of Selena Gomez overacting a dramatic pose.

When your lady’s at a Mexican Home Depot, you spam her with messages about the Beyonce Bowl that she is clearly NOT watching.

(…and yes, I did react to my own message that she hasn’t read yet)

25.12.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth

25.12.2024 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9522    πŸ” 643    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 52

just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail

25.12.2024 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9415    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 26
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Tonight is the β€˜lluvia de peluches’ at Real Betis. The annual tradition of stuffed toys thrown on to the pitch and collected for disadvantaged children ahead of Christmas. An estimated 15,000 toys are expected for collection.

22.12.2024 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1221    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 46

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