Imperfect Dichotomy

Has anyone said ‘Thank you’ to our magnetic field?

You have to be comfortable with a certain level of rejection when you have cats.

Let’s see. Where were we?
Ah yes…
The Pit of Despair.

Once upon a time, in a land far,far away…

The acorn falls really far from the tree when a Cat 5 hurricane comes through.

What if the Bible was actually saying “Raptor”?

Ironically Ironclad.

When I walk too close to the edge of the sidewalk, and I slightly veer off into the grass, I quietly think to myself…
“parkour”.

Everyone has heard of Casual Fridays, but have you ever tried Casual Wednesdays?

I just want to hang out with a group of Capybaras.

If I learned anything in school, it is this:
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Quantum Doritos

I am afraid the phrase “a fly in the ointment” has lost its meaning.

Good, consistent customer service does not guarantee success of a company but consistent, bad customer service will guarantee failure.

Critical thinking is a skill few attempt to refine.

Are you running FROM something or running TO something?

His birth-name is Moses Ronald Smith. His friend call him Moe Ron.

Laughter might not always be the best medicine, but it is the cheapest.

There is no platypus controlling me.

Did you remember to put a cover page on your TPS report?

Order -> Chaos -> New Order

Manic! At the Citgo

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I miss the days of naïvety and irrational confidence.

Is an increase in entropy considered to be more chaotic or less chaotic?

onomatopita: the use of imitative and naturally suggestive words for rhetorical, dramatic, or poetic effect about my Mediterranean bread.

This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?!?

Catastrophic functionality equals graceful degradation

A circus of circumscribed circumstances

Alexa, play my favorite song.
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🎶 Para bailar La Bamba! 🎶