Sometimes you just gotta let the unicorn in, then pet him until he disappears.
I am no spring chicken, yet I am not an old dog. I fall somewhere between a whimsical giraffe and a stoic naked mole rat.
Today, I paused and thought…Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
If you read all of my posts you will see that it has nothing to do with you. Geez!
Don’t sell yourself short. You are a tremendous slouch.
I am the average height and weight for me.
Let the haters hate.
Let the taters tate.
What’s up? I don’t know. What’s up with you?
Happy Festivus! Is it time for the airing of the grievances?
Andromeda, yo momma
Has anyone said ‘Thank you’ to our magnetic field?
You have to be comfortable with a certain level of rejection when you have cats.
Let’s see. Where were we?
Ah yes…
The Pit of Despair.
Once upon a time, in a land far,far away…
The acorn falls really far from the tree when a Cat 5 hurricane comes through.
What if the Bible was actually saying “Raptor”?
Ironically Ironclad.
When I walk too close to the edge of the sidewalk, and I slightly veer off into the grass, I quietly think to myself…
“parkour”.
Everyone has heard of Casual Fridays, but have you ever tried Casual Wednesdays?
I just want to hang out with a group of Capybaras.
If I learned anything in school, it is this:
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Quantum Doritos
I am afraid the phrase “a fly in the ointment” has lost its meaning.
Good, consistent customer service does not guarantee success of a company but consistent, bad customer service will guarantee failure.
Critical thinking is a skill few attempt to refine.
Are you running FROM something or running TO something?
His birth-name is Moses Ronald Smith. His friend call him Moe Ron.
Laughter might not always be the best medicine, but it is the cheapest.
There is no platypus controlling me.
Did you remember to put a cover page on your TPS report?
