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Kristopher Karlitos

@uzhenet.bsky.social

🔞 I'm a Daddy Bear, yeah, but I've been known to give the moon a howl, now and again. 🐺 I’m a writer, in that I do write, but not an author, as I have yet authored. ✍🏻 And I cuss a bunch. 🤬 🏳️‍🌈

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Tilly Returns In ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Ep. 8 – See 17 New Preview Images For “The Life Of The Stars” Mary Wiseman is back for "The Life of the Stars," debuting Thursday, February 26.

Tilly Returns In ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Ep. 8 – See 17 New Preview Images For “The Life Of The Stars”
#startrek #starfleetacademy
https://bit.ly/sfa108preview

23.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 53    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 6
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“Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.”

— Isaac Asimov

21.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 241    🔁 56    💬 5    📌 6
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Weekend joy ride…

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21.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 266    🔁 28    💬 6    📌 1

Stop asking stupid questions, and urinal me, will ya?

21.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my all-time fave songs.

20.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they can arrest a prince, you can arrest a president.

Thou shalt arrest the Epstein criminals in the USA.

Git ‘r’ done.

The Lord has spoken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

19.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 4578    🔁 803    💬 100    📌 30

Wanna see/hear Edina call Doom “sweetie darling” so bad now.

19.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fuck! 😍😍😋😋

19.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 104    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
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Thursdays are Must See TV nights again! Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, RHOBH, and Traitors. Toss in a random "bookstore" fuck, some pizza, and a hag's anti-men rant...I'd swear it was the 90s. | "...upon which the newest of your oldest tales may be typed..." | #Elsehood #NewMoon | UzheNet.com

19.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just fucking wreck me already, will ya?

18.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A large, framed wood/glass sign that reads, “ No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.” ~ Barack Obama

A large, framed wood/glass sign that reads, “ No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.” ~ Barack Obama

“No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.”
~ Barack Obama

18.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 193    🔁 37    💬 3    📌 1
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Have any ideas? Photo shoot with @puer-virilis.bsky.social and Austin.

18.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 279    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 0
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The Ms. Pat Show shut down transphobia with a mic drop assist from trailblazing trans icon Sandra Caldwell - buff.ly/Tghx9Ut

17.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A rare “Ring of Fire”solar eclipse occurred today over Antarctica.😍🤩

17.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 1
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Watch: The Cadets Try To Get Back To Normal In Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Episode 7 The cadets get some needed time off after the intense events from the previous episode.

Watch: The Cadets Try To Get Back To Normal In Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Episode 7
#startrek #starfleetacademy
https://bit.ly/sfa107trailer

17.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 7
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The Universe was pissy with me yesterday. But today... Woke up smiling from having some of the craziest/sweetest dreams I may've ever had. My cock's feeling meatier than normal on this winter morning. And a cunt on Scruff apologized for being a "cunt." I'm diggin' today's energy. #MonochromeMonday

16.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kate Mulgrew Defends ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ And Captain Ake From “Disrespectful” Online Attacks The 'Star Trek: Voyager' actress dismissed a critique of Holly Hunter's Captain Ake.

Kate Mulgrew Defends ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ And Captain Ake From “Disrespectful” Online Attacks
#startrek #starfleetacademy #startrekvoyager
https://bit.ly/mulgrewsfadefend

15.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 98    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 2
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I used to have a bud who called me a "weirdo" for unbuttoning my coat to piss at urinals. But then I found out that he always took his pants ALL THE WAY off to shit, and not just at home. And I'm the weirdo? 🖕 | "...FUCKING SNOTRAGS!!!" | #HappyVD #ValentinesDay | UzheNet.com

15.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CRUISE

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my art, thank you for looking 🌲🖤🌲

#gayart #coreyoakwoodart #goonbycoreyoakwood #nsfwart #eroticart #homoeroticart

26.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 181    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 0

From what I read, "cocktail weiner" is GENEROUS.

13.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I digs me some Jason, but he went way too hard on Mark. And then the wheelchair down the steps... Damn.

13.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

13.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 17698    🔁 3224    💬 611    📌 129

Same, and far worse...surfaces, honestly, but I still concern myself with germs, 'cause I ain't a f*cktard.

13.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, ain't that the pot calling the kettle Appalachia?

13.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Friday would be way better if my mouth was wrapped around that.

13.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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RIP

13.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 497    🔁 83    💬 8    📌 6

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