@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem. Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
I’m picturing the trained pastry chefs who got this brief as they wake up from nightmares for the rest of their lives
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Oh no I’ve been caught!
Chop chop!
I absolutely never understood that fad. It’s like someone saying that blankets are imperialist because they’re all blue.
…what?
What do any of these words even have to do with each other?
POV is just whichever flavor helps ground your book more. They’re all equally good if you can pull them off!
I just immediately pictured the next AI craze being chatbot therapists that are animated women with Pixar mom dumptruck asses. “How does that make you feel?”
Before you criticise Pixar for this, I think you should be aware of how much the aliens were fucking and sucking in the original cut
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
Happy #Caturday
Every show that is just rich white people whose only problems in life are created by themselves. Why would I watch that when I could instead watch something with ghosts, aliens, or explosions? Or the ghosts of aliens who cause explosions!
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
Tech bro oligarch: The AI is... real... sentient.... it's feeling real feelings... we must do everything we can to protect it and give it rights
Also tech bro oligarch: Human females are basically cattle made to push out as many babies as possible, all of which I will neglect
Game Girl (NR):
I need to buy a house so I can have more walls to hang stuff on. I’m so out of wall space!
Armour study prints are now up on the shop and I’ll include a free mini print with every purchase! Available individually or as a set at a discount!
Each print is numbered and signed by me wolfskulljack.com/collections/...
Hold Me Gently In Your Fangs
#fantasyart
Humanity runs on spite lmao
I am not promoting this *nearly enough* thanks to the crushing workload of actually MAKING the book, but!
We’re making a romcom! If you like queer characters, relationship friction, and as much humour as we could cram in, maybe you should read the preview at the link, and possibly even preorder?
i think girls are gross but i'm also feeling these weird things when i look at them?? making an entire politics around this rn
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Next to the LLBean OFC there is a shack from whence you hear gunshots sporadically, and train tracks that sometimes run an invisible but very loud train at dusk. People really misunderstand Stevie King as the non-fiction genius he’s always been.
As research for my current painting, I wanted to look at some Ed Ruscha. But google doesn't work anymore, so I dug into my hard drive to find a presentation I did a decade ago about art/installations w/words. Wanted to share my faves:
1. Barbara Kruger 2. Ed Ruscha 3. Bruce Nauman 4. Jenny Holtzer
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
“Yes on murdering people, no on being allowed to say that murdering people is bad.”
I didn’t know this was an option and now I need one too
Hell yes support your local girl gang!
That helmet is everything
Happy #ValentinesDay bluesky! We got you a 10 page preview of our gay, witty, billionaire-hating romcom. You don’t have to get us anything, but giving it a read would be appreciated ❤️