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two things make me happy and two things only: turgid political theory and surly cats всё идёт по плану

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Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

09.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 1525    🔁 309    💬 8    📌 5
a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

the existence of a can opener implies the existence of an entity whose sole purpose is to manically and arbitrarily reseal cat food into new cans.

a grim and unnecessary cycle.

we must break the wheel.

08.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 537    🔁 55    💬 6    📌 0

beautiful!!

08.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

setting up a speak4 page to spur action on this

08.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes. wisdom. (Freya promptly rolls off of chair accidentally because she has no awareness of her own cat body)

08.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no one talks about how her highlights are rose-colored and how this makes no sense -- another failure of our do nothing Congress

08.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 119    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

freya's fur contains all colors but is no one color. this is what monks think about when they seek balance; peace.

08.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 56    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

there's so much to think about here

08.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

the existence of a can opener implies the existence of an entity whose sole purpose is to manically and arbitrarily reseal cat food into new cans.

a grim and unnecessary cycle.

we must break the wheel.

08.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 537    🔁 55    💬 6    📌 0
a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

07.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 681    🔁 57    💬 29    📌 7
an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

i told him you have his money

08.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 811    🔁 61    💬 37    📌 1
Orange and white cat says "I will destruct you."

Orange and white cat says "I will destruct you."

08.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 138    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

bring it cocheese

08.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all of it

08.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

give it back, gonzo

08.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

hell yah man

08.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you okay tho

08.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like getting a call from Isaac Chotiner

08.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oh no

08.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 96    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

i know it says spam risk. that's how he registered his number because he thinks spam is delicious and he's a "risk" to eat it

08.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 105    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

answer the phone, it's him

08.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 118    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

i told him you have his money

08.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 811    🔁 61    💬 37    📌 1
a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

07.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 681    🔁 57    💬 29    📌 7
An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

this is art

06.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 624    🔁 54    💬 12    📌 0

ready for action, sir

07.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

06.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 100    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1
An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

this is art

06.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 624    🔁 54    💬 12    📌 0
A gray cat is stretching oddly on a chair

A gray cat is stretching oddly on a chair

she didn't even go to any of the job interviews i graciously set up for her today

05.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 665    🔁 54    💬 38    📌 0

he's playing chess in dimensions we haven't even defined yet

06.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
silky gray floof with yellow eyes and highly polished cate credentials has been recognized as Employee of the month, immortalized in this genuine wood grained frame with brass effect detail and plaque

silky gray floof with yellow eyes and highly polished cate credentials has been recognized as Employee of the month, immortalized in this genuine wood grained frame with brass effect detail and plaque

she haff bin recoggnicedt fur her contribewshuns. Giff her sum respenkt!!

05.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 129    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0