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two things make me happy and two things only: turgid political theory and surly cats всё идёт по плану

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i have never hated anything more than this

04.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

my honeymoon was 3 weeks driving around the UK, and every day it was that kind of garbage!!!

04.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

there's a lot of stuff around there that makes me angry!

04.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i used to work near a "Staunton," which is pronounced Stanton, obviously, why wouldnt it be

04.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

there is no way

04.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he's bigger than me

04.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no one stopped him; he did it again

03.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 128    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0
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No regret in these eyes

03.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 140    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

only chancleta is brave enough to do what must be done

03.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 70    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
An orange and white cat looks affronted. Full of affront

An orange and white cat looks affronted. Full of affront

he broke bluesky today and he'll do it again unless he's stopped

03.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 981    🔁 96    💬 24    📌 1

nice teeths, good quality teethage

03.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no sorry it is over

02.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 59    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A gray cat looks like an owl

A gray cat looks like an owl

this poor disadvantaged cat doesn't even have a single mech suit capable of rocket-powered flight or military-grade laser weaponry, what even are our priorities as a society

01.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 586    🔁 44    💬 28    📌 3

RETVRN www.theguardian.com/books/2014/m... #MedievalSky

01.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 111    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0

sorry had to delete and repost due to phone typo :(

01.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A gray cat looks like an owl

A gray cat looks like an owl

this poor disadvantaged cat doesn't even have a single mech suit capable of rocket-powered flight or military-grade laser weaponry, what even are our priorities as a society

01.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 586    🔁 44    💬 28    📌 3

picture it: a cat harness with drone-like propellers that are controlled by the cat wearer's thoughts

this is both exciting and frightening!

01.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 37    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
A black cat looks quite insane

A black cat looks quite insane

01.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A gray cat is on a white office chair she has allegedly scratched up

A gray cat is on a white office chair she has allegedly scratched up

mission accomplished. scratched up your office chair for you, just like i assume you wanted

28.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 884    🔁 53    💬 25    📌 0

i felt this way about a million things when i lived in CA. guys there's a lot of stuff

01.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gonzo no

01.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 43    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my subtle point here is that young people need to ask me fewer questions and find me more grimoires

01.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 60    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

gonzo how dare you endanger these kittens, you need to be more responsible now that you're an adult cat

01.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes absolutely

01.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DO NOT CAULK THE WAGON, IT IS TOO RISKY, CATS

01.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 76    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

*it

01.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah if is utterly harmless and fairly affecting

01.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i got to it pretty late but the pov is really fun and cozy

01.03.2026 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it nails the experience where you say something you did during your life and a young coworker is like, "wow you did THAT??" and you're like, "yeah, i mean, i had to do something with the time"

01.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 41    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

[Young coworker says anything] "okay here's the historical context. i want to make clear how little i care about this while also suggesting you should probably know about it."

01.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 49    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0