how else would people know it's my bag
Chancleta at play. a winsome beast.
what a story!
much to say
if you encounter this cat at a crossroads and she asks if you’d like to make some sort of bargain, you may have many questions.
that is normal.
"how did she get here?"
"how does she talk?"
"why does she want my immortal soul?"
curiosity is natural.
but do not make the deal.
this is important.
omg you missed freya???!?
good job Jake
mandatory wireless earphones are the worst tech development of my lifetime
how far could that drive be, it's just a little trip
how much oil could there even be, really
i think it would work andrew
thank you!
oh jeez
for good reason
was the deal "i get to pet the cat"?
don't say i didn't warn you
truth is an affirmative defense in a court of law
auggie no
oh no
if you encounter this cat at a crossroads and she asks if you’d like to make some sort of bargain, you may have many questions.
that is normal.
"how did she get here?"
"how does she talk?"
"why does she want my immortal soul?"
curiosity is natural.
but do not make the deal.
this is important.
is this canon
my boy you are askew
must shield from the liiiight
thank you, i am trying to get better at photo editing as a hobby. it's fun!
no, he doesn't "lift." he doesn't "do" "reps." and he doesn't "walk." but he gets plenty of exercise. you see, he holds the entire weight of the world on his cat shoulders.
this is his sacrifice. this is his gift.
and he asks for nothing in return except your obedience, time, money, and health.
tomorrow morning: "(mom here. Gonzo is in actual jail)"
no, he doesn't "lift." he doesn't "do" "reps." and he doesn't "walk." but he gets plenty of exercise. you see, he holds the entire weight of the world on his cat shoulders.
this is his sacrifice. this is his gift.
and he asks for nothing in return except your obedience, time, money, and health.
stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.
i told him you have his money
the existence of a can opener implies the existence of an entity whose sole purpose is to manically and arbitrarily reseal cat food into new cans.
a grim and unnecessary cycle.
we must break the wheel.
