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two things make me happy and two things only: turgid political theory and surly cats всё идёт по плану

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an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

404 thought not found in the system

09.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 559    🔁 54    💬 19    📌 0
Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

09.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 1794    🔁 353    💬 8    📌 5
a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

the existence of a can opener implies the existence of an entity whose sole purpose is to manically and arbitrarily reseal cat food into new cans.

a grim and unnecessary cycle.

we must break the wheel.

08.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 540    🔁 55    💬 6    📌 0

beautiful!!

08.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

setting up a speak4 page to spur action on this

08.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes. wisdom. (Freya promptly rolls off of chair accidentally because she has no awareness of her own cat body)

08.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no one talks about how her highlights are rose-colored and how this makes no sense -- another failure of our do nothing Congress

08.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 121    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

freya's fur contains all colors but is no one color. this is what monks think about when they seek balance; peace.

08.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 57    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

there's so much to think about here

08.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

a gray cat with rose highlights is on a scratching pad throne, thinking about things

the existence of a can opener implies the existence of an entity whose sole purpose is to manically and arbitrarily reseal cat food into new cans.

a grim and unnecessary cycle.

we must break the wheel.

08.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 540    🔁 55    💬 6    📌 0
a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

07.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 682    🔁 57    💬 29    📌 7
an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

i told him you have his money

08.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 812    🔁 61    💬 37    📌 1
Orange and white cat says "I will destruct you."

Orange and white cat says "I will destruct you."

08.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 138    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

bring it cocheese

08.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all of it

08.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

give it back, gonzo

08.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

hell yah man

08.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you okay tho

08.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like getting a call from Isaac Chotiner

08.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oh no

08.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 96    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

i know it says spam risk. that's how he registered his number because he thinks spam is delicious and he's a "risk" to eat it

08.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 105    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

answer the phone, it's him

08.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 118    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

an orange and white cat with a moustache looks displeased

i told him you have his money

08.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 812    🔁 61    💬 37    📌 1
a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

07.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 682    🔁 57    💬 29    📌 7
An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

this is art

06.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 624    🔁 54    💬 12    📌 0

ready for action, sir

07.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

06.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 100    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1
An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

An orange cat is sleeping on a white comforter. A raccoon toy is in front of him in the same position.

this is art

06.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 624    🔁 54    💬 12    📌 0
A gray cat is stretching oddly on a chair

A gray cat is stretching oddly on a chair

she didn't even go to any of the job interviews i graciously set up for her today

05.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 665    🔁 54    💬 38    📌 0

he's playing chess in dimensions we haven't even defined yet

06.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0