Zephy

I asked my friend what percentage of insta he thinks is ai these days... he instantly responded 40% and it took me way way way too long to realise why.

jokes

I thought everyone knew this?

Which unit of distance?

Unless they added improvised. Cooking in a ready steady cook fashion or something on general knowledge then i think id be screwed. I might be able to sew something that would look OK though, but id be assuming safe at best

Bit far down the country but i hope you have a wonderful time

A reminder of a lovely night out on Friday!

remember, it’s just between us! 🤫

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They are awful

On the train to Manchester and there is a cute dog in the aisle and i love them

I am cheering you on (but not in my old cheerleader outfit cause I lost it)

Any voice note from @reneedelait.bsky.social

And the Oscar for dramatic museum lighting goes to.... France's The Museum of Romanity's "The Roman Emperor, a mortal among the gods" exhibition 👏👏👏👏
#MuseumBums 👍🏛️🍑

Thanks @lydiam31.bsky.social for sharing 😁

Yum yum yum

And the moral of the story is? It's always better to share than to shaft. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Best pair of traitors ever, played a blinder

Yeah I think it was really reading more like "I'm not gonna defend you if it comes up but we're still in this together and I won't go out of my way to do it" and he's taken it as "I'm coming for you".

Mondays 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

"Curled Nude on a Stool", by Euan Uglow, Ferens Art Gallery, 1982

Yeah i did this time, only my second time using them i think. Maybe third.

On the topic of travel, i have decided i simply don't enjoy a cooked breakfast without black pudding. If no black pudding I'm a pastry man. I will accept haggis in a pinch but i'd rather have both. And make sure the sausages are good too.

Tired train face after London

Me sitting here like "yeah i can make the total but can i do it with every number being used..." then a second later... "yeah, that's fine"

Happy monday!

Get visited by a the three Sluts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Maybe skip the old business partner though.

Where is your Christmas Cheer?!

Next door's dog barks all the time they aren't in the house, every day. This has been three days in a row now. Glad i mostly work in the office now.

ok so I'm addicted to warm winter spice Ribena now

YEAH????

*Santa Baby* starts playing

"Flames, on the side of my face" - Madeline Kahn goes off-script as Mrs. White in Clue (1985) YouTube video by Contrary Motion

December 13, 1985: One of the best films ever made is released. Madeline Khan's ad libbed performance here is masterful. 🔥