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my new favorite muppet!

Tried renting a vintage porn dvd and they gave us Jerry springer instead. I'm devastated

Aforementioned haircut pic

One of my favorites :P

Random pics x

Boo

Didn't plan my evening well and now I'm going to the show pregnant

Feeling hard af for fcf

You're not you when you're hungry, have a Snickers vein #fcf

Not pictured: my partner 5' away sending nudes to the same group chat

Starting my day riding dick. Talk about a bred and breakfast

Once I start taking photos more regularly it's over for y'all

Now that my DMs are open, I'd just like to remind everyone that I'm dummy horny for thick cocks and fat asses 🥰

(Reposting a couple bangers to drive the point home)

Going a couple rounds with a break in between to... teach him how to use git. Does this make me a sexy TA?

Oh yeah this did happen lol. From Berlin to Belltown, I'm technically an international porn star 😆

Tbh it's what brought me back 😳

i haven't bred someone in so long Jesus Christ

Not the camera making me 2 shades lighter 🤭 excuse the cracked lips

I fear I’m entering a new top era

[refusing to say “you guys”] fuck it, we y’all

For educational purposes only

Baby’s first sling experience ✨Folsom has been a blast

It’s still technically FCF right?

Just wait until she realizes that jumping on you is a great way of walking you up when she wants to play at 6am

For a change of pace here’s a non-horny post with some of the pieces I’ve made recently. Can’t stick to a medium or style but I have fun trying out things