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@banoffeemonster.bsky.social

20+ years of #fpl mediocrity

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Utterly heartbroken by the tragic incident in Liverpool.

My thoughts and prayers are with everyone affected. Holding the city close in my heart. YNWA ❀️

26.05.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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The media is bending over backwards to humanise the man who mowed down 79 people at Liverpool’s parade.

His company’s Twitter account follows Nigel Farage, Elon Musk and Andrew Tate. That tells you everything you need to know.

30.05.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 19
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🚨LIVE STREAM KLAXON🚨

Big Phil and little Phil taking the headlines (and Justin of course) and we'll be covering everything GW22 so far this evening.

I also have an apology to make... 😬

*RT for a chance of winning a mug*

See you at 8.30pm πŸ‘€

bit.ly/FPLGW22React...

cc: @bakerfpl343.bsky.social

19.01.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

@aboveaveragefpl.bsky.social @bakerfpl343.bsky.social Silky Chaos may be my team name next season πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ½βš½οΈ

29.12.2024 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

02.12.2024 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10269    πŸ” 2253    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 52

Or Amad….

15.12.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@fplgeneral.bsky.social PS: having just watched first half of Brighton v Palace, can I ask if you would go Murphy or Sarr, please?

15.12.2024 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@fplgeneral.bsky.social Hi Mark. Thank you for the content, it’s been really useful since I decided to take FPL a bit more seriously a while back. First time question, please. Is Jacob Murphy 8th attacker material or a minutes risk. Thanks again and Merry Christmas!

14.12.2024 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor told me that my sugar was too high.

So I put it on a lower shelf and I can reach it far easier now, which means I can have a lot more of it.

Thanks doc!

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25.11.2024 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

first they came for Matt Gaetz, and I didn't speak outβ€” because seriously, fuck that guy

21.11.2024 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2347    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 12

When I was young I was poor at FPL but after many years of studying stats and performance models I am no longer young.

21.11.2024 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah if my current form continues I can’t blame twitter any more!

17.11.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice one. Aren’t kits better these days!

17.11.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The absence of Temu adverts here is tremendous.

15.11.2024 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome Andy and I hope I am the first to ask β€œis Bruno essential?” πŸ˜‚

13.11.2024 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other fires to put out, would love to have got rid earlier. Attacking upside from last year diluted.

13.11.2024 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitter people looking at Bluesky atm

12.11.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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