Ryan Cronkhite

Ryan Cronkhite

@ryancronkhite.bsky.social

Tabletop gaming enthusiast, Godzilla apologist, and single dad. Advocate of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Person of ADD. I only yell at clouds when they deserve it.

288 Followers 306 Following 2,329 Posts Joined Sep 2023
20 minutes ago

Me: I pronounce it "gif" with a "G". Always have. Always will.

Geoff: but that's not my name

Me: Shut up gif.

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41 minutes ago

Luckily, quesadillas require two ingredients and a heat source.

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43 minutes ago

I'd watch a series of these.

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47 minutes ago

Tonight, Mr. Opossum learned two things:
1. The fluffy, white dog had the hunting instincts of a turnip.
2. The resident human had weirdly good night vision and clocked him immediately.

Luckily, said human wished him the best and quietly escorted him out of the yard to do his business elsewhere.

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55 minutes ago

The things we do for the ones we love.

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1 day ago

Finally announced! This has been a major work, doing all three volumes for a single release.

It is SPECTACULAR!!!!

@goutanabe2045.bsky.social @darkhorse.com

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3 hours ago

I recently ran some numbers, did some tests, and it turns out I can still hang.

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3 hours ago

Strange. I was thinking the exact same thing.

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3 hours ago

This is strangely specific but I respect the energy.

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3 hours ago

Most people are not married to those who deserve them, but Maedlynn was. Darren had no idea how he had ever come to merit her affection, but he would acquit himself his feelings in time and lavish her with all the attention she was worth.

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4 hours ago

You can totally scurry in a brave way! And frankly, giving him the note is the brave part.

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4 hours ago

The fact that you're aware of the character at all is a testament to your knowledge of comics.

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4 hours ago

I was doing laundry and had a realization. When I sleep, I employ four pillows and a sizable Squishmallow. A rather plump cat tends to Bogart any remaining real estate. Sorry, ladies (and gents), but I literally don't have any room in my life for you.

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4 hours ago

I had a dream recently where I was raising sheep in Ireland. I had chickens and goats and a vegetable garden and a solar panel to charge my Kindle and I'd go into town to download new books and shop. Everything was logistics and hard work and I'd never been happier in my life. Then I woke up.

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4 hours ago

It's such an interesting series. I saw it well after it was released and loved it, but I'm not sure I'd process it the same way now as I did then.

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4 hours ago

I think you're spot on. Regardless of our gender, our culture teaches us to hide our pain and deride the pain of others. The only way to address it is for individuals to acknowledge their own pain and what it does to them, develop empathy, and pass that forward. Easier said than done.

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4 hours ago

Love the photo

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4 hours ago

"Look, it's not you. It's us. We just don't like you."

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4 hours ago

Please. You post shit circles around me. You shit post circles around me? You.... Post gooder than me. Yeah, that's it.

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4 hours ago

Ignorance? Arrogance? Spite? Pain is inflicted on such a regular basis that its motivation beggars explanation. But identifying its source and addressing it is the only way you can do something about it. Short answer? It depends.

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5 hours ago

I would punch up scripts for free if I were union. Sadly, I'm pretty sure i'd have to charge standard rate at minimum.

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5 hours ago

Yup. I will take my 50k and writer's credit now. Also, I'd love to join the union. Actually, screw paying me. Just give me a union card.

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5 hours ago

I can rewrite the titty scene in a second.
:Carter sees stripper titties and reaches out:
Ben: Dude.
Carter: It's my first time.
Ben: Do you really want THIS to be your first time.
:Carter debates and then relents:
And scene
#FrightClub #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse

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5 hours ago

Love, as always, to @frightya.bsky.social . Thanks for doing this. It's been a hoot.

#frightclub

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5 hours ago

Seriously, the only scene I have an issue with was the zombie titty scene. I wouldn't normally use that word, but... Otherwise, it manages to handle sexuality and competent females really well. Sure, you can argue the princess stereotype, but the protagonist actually grew.

#FrightClub

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5 hours ago

Post credits scene!
#FrightClub #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse

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5 hours ago

Only those unaffected
#FrightClub #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse

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5 hours ago

So... Christopher Landon wins again. No notes. Reminds me of Tucker and Dale.

#FrightClub #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse

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5 hours ago

Called it!

#FrightClub #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse

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5 hours ago

Goonies never say die!

#FrightClub #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse

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