Ryan Cronkhite

I thought that went without saying?

Fool me twice, shame on the soda industrial complex.

Goon a movie

Paper Goon (1973)

Today I saw a couple selling parrots off the back of a pickup truck along the highway. That's new.

Much like my sanity.

Sure, sure, but did you FIND your phone?

It's 2025. There should really be a gender neutral version of the word "manic".

the existence of Ms. Pac-Man implies the existence of Ms. Kool-Aid Man

I'd always heard that spontaneity was key, but I'd never considered your approach.

You know you're in the classy part of town when all four stop signs at a four way stop have bullet holes in them.

WH claims 'inflation tamed,' per DoorDash stats. Company says that's not in its report. It comes the same week we learned the WH would likely not release key economic reports for October.

NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."

There are no small victories, only victories.

YouTube video by ZuzuFitzwaller I'm Going To Go Back There Someday - Gonzo

This one always hit me hard.

Not in a way that counts. My ancestors helped found New Amsterdam and we haven't been back to the home country since, which I assume is telling.

There's no pleasing some people.

I'll definitely check it out. Thank you!

That's awesome! I've been playing consistently with a group for twenty-seven years now. There's two generations at the table, including my kiddo. It helps keep us sane, especially now.

Did you ever get to play, or was it purely an exercise in creation?

YouTube video by Placebo - Topic Without You I'm Nothing

@catlady.gay

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

Good Lord. The Typos are upon me.

Alas, it will build and build until, eventually you'll give in and buy a taco. Or whatever you thing is. I don't judge.

And now you're using logic when I'm clearly being irrational. I don't know how to work with this.

Dammit. Now I have to go and listen to the whole album tonight. How dare you?

For science, perhaps?

Best kind.

Fuck yeah.

Yep. Every time I listen to Placebo.

Does that count as seasoning?

I think you can take her. Sweep the leg.