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Y'all think JD Vance is tweaking that he'll forever be known as the Catholic who killed the Pope? Or is he psyched that he's finally getting that promotion from Satan?

I post about being ex-Catholic one time and the Pope dies 💀 Real talk though, this is is such a bad time. He was one of the few figures on the international stage who genuinely put empathy before all else. I am so scared that the next Pope will be ultra conservative as a reaction to his policies.

It's such a treat as an ex-Catholic that twice a year my memes become a perfect intersection of the religion I was taught, and the leftist politics I identify with. It's like an eclipse, but instead of averting my eyes from the brilliance of the sun, I can laugh at how conservatives read the Bible.

I did 10k steps today and made a healthy lunch, when should I expect to be contacted about my %25 salary increase and six pack?

USPS isn’t supposed to be “profitable” — it’s a SERVICE for the American people! Cutting 10,000 jobs to satisfy corporate greed is a direct attack on workers and essential services. STOP DeJoy’s destruction NOW! 🚨 SHARE THIS before it’s too late!

So Elon Musk, in an inescapable k-hole, just did a non-committal nazi salute on the United States inaugural stage. Seems like this bodes really well for the imperialist power-in-decline.

GG Tiktok, you were the gateway drug to my little red book 🙏🙏🙏

While LA goes up in flames, I just want to remind you all that the oil and gas corporations knew the oncoming effects of climate change since the 70s, and actively propagandized the world to consider it the responsibility of individuals, rather than corporations. Anyway Elon is now worth 430 bil 😍😍

a white silhouette of a bart simpson face with an angry expression and a smile . ALT: a white silhouette of a bart simpson face with an angry expression and a smile .

Elon yesterday for some reason:

"Suppose for a second that I DO perform autofellatio on myself. Isn't the WOKE LEFT always telling people to love themselves? Or am I just not performing autofellatio in their narrow, conscripted 'right' way. Hypocrisy at its finest"

OK man. It's just egotistical.

This tweet aged like fine wine, the animated Star Trek show Lower Decks just canonized them as married. Alt universe counterparts, but the intention is obvious haha