Nicole

I need these commentators to shut up and just let the college kids have harmless fun at a football game

A black dog wearing an orange checkered bandana and standing on a deck outside

Rizzo would never tolerate that but we have compromised with a festive bandana

One of those days where, if someone said “you can go home right now to your couch and soft pants, but you have to fight this large and scary person first,” I might do it with no questions asked

I like the root beer flavor but it’s definitely not the same. The lemon lime is sadly terrible

Kind of want someone to write a piece on the science of how these guys don’t get jacked-up teeth from wearing grills during a football game

My version of the matrix is making two playlists: one for poking the bruise and another like a high-speed train to transport me past my feelings before I know they’re there

a close up of a white cat 's face looking up at the camera . Alt: a close up of a white cat’s face looking up at the camera, appearing to bob it’s head to a beat.

When a lady is absolutely dragging her husband to her friends for all to hear in the cafeteria

Anyway, getting diagnosed with ADHD at 31 doesn’t mean I “didn’t have it” before. It means I spent three decades misunderstood, being really hard on myself, and not getting the care I needed. My life was worse for it, and it didn’t have to be.

I love that trainers in baseball watch pitchers and will come get them if they notice an injury, even if the guy doesn’t complain. I want that for me. Let a doctor watch me do my typing job and be like “oh no, you’re exhibiting signs of stress, let’s get you out of here”

Wiping actual tears at my desk at this part of the Fullcast

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Love the kits overall for getting me to eat more veggies without missing ingredients or having to prep too much. I agree, I wouldn’t be mad if they included two smaller dressing packets instead of one!

I’ve had decent success at portioning it between one bowl to eat now and a plastic or glass bowl with a lid to eat later. I add chicken too so if I get a little off balance, I can make up for it with that

BUZZ DAMN BUZZ

I really want these review mics to get somebody saying “but it’s so cool, should we give it to him?”

BUZZ BUZZ, besties

It’s not quite 3 pm and I’ve already said “that’s a Monday problem”

A brown dog sitting with her front legs draped over mine, staring out into the abyss

Found a lap hound

I talked to my dentist about a night guard this morning and she suggested I take note if I’m clenching my teeth during the day too. I gotta say, this was a wild day to starting paying attention to that

Got a fortune cookie tonight that said “your confidence will soar in August.” Sounds great in a vacuum! Kind of a bummer to receive in September lol

I can tell I’m getting older by how many times I wince when I see a hit in a football game and say “that looked painful”

It definitely feels a little bad 😭

I have a baseball-sized bruise that is worse today than it was yesterday. Chat, do we think this is bad? 😅

“If you just failed an overhead press and dropped a 100 lb barbell on your stomach, let me hear your favorite bad word!”

FUCK

TIME ON THE CLOCK What Auburn tried was rarer than lightning, shark attack, or an unassisted triple play in baseball.

OPENER: There's time on the clock channel-6.ghost.io/time-on-the-...

Every year these openers hit me like an AED. Nobody does it like Channel 6

Almost dry-heaving over football. We are so back

Should have just gone with the money Grandma gave me when Grandpa died instead of using it on “living expenses” like a “responsible person”

I haven’t gone on a proper vacation in over two years (with no sign of that changing soon) and 90% of my alma mater’s fans are posting non-stop photos from my top destination. This is bullying and I do not appreciate it