Izzy Phoenix

I need y'all to know that when I drive to work, I pass a place called LGT Restoration, and I'm sure they're a lovely local business, but every time I pass it I reflexively blurt out "that's bi erasure"

The good news, friends, is that I can virtually guarantee one Canadian rapper is having a worse day than you today

Before you say not all churches, just remember Germany and the participation of the Church, both conservative and liberal, in the rise of fascism.

I ask, "What does the Church want out of this cooperation?"

I think it's power, ultimate rule and dominion over the all the earth.

Did you take your antidepressants? If you don't take your antidepressants, the fascists win

Too many Denethors out here thinking they’re Aragorns.

Quick, someone educate Mitch McConnell about gender theory

I'm not okay.

Which is not to say I won't make it. My faith tells me to resist evil, injustice, and oppression in whatever forms they present themselves, and I'm not letting the fascists fucking win.

But I'm not okay. I will not be okay. And that's okay, because we'll need each other either way.

Today and in the coming days, remember

President Biden ✩ @POTUS Scripture says: "I have been young and now I'm old yet I have never seen the righteous forsaken." After all these years serving you, the American people, I have not seen the righteous forsaken. I love you all. May you keep the faith. And may God bless you all.

$%^&*()_T%O()

LITERALLY THERE'S A THING WHERE SOME OF US DON'T SAY THIS LINE IN THE GRACE AFTER MEALS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH ATROCIOUS THEOLOGY

And for the most powerful man on the planet to offer this, now, given the state of abortion, Affirmative Action, trans rights, democracy, the planet...?

I....

Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks

Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat

Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat
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I'm just gonna broadly cover breakfast cereal

Loot Froops
Linnamon Cife
Whedded Shreat
Coneyhut Neerios
Frosted Flakes

I just think it's worth noting that the college football national champion this year will either

1) have lost at home to a team starting a former walk-on quarterback who threw for 62 yards and two interceptions in the game

2) have lost at home to Northern Illinois

I started seminary a liberal Christian ally, and graduated as a trans anti-capitalist. It's only a far-right book when it's co-opted by the far-right. I will fight for intersectional churches that lean into solidarity with one another.

AND.

I can't fault anyone for leaving because of their trauma.

A picture of a Google search. In the search bar is the word "pelagianism", while Google's AI overview at the top of the page defines "plagiarism".

Quick, someone tell Google about Pelagius

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

Today is "every valley shall be exalted" day in the lectionary, a.k.a. the day where I do a double take when I hear about the crooked being made straight

I tried that once, it didn't go well

If you're a trans ally, you should Venmo @izzygcmusic six dollars for a mango lassi that is just as delicious and isn't also somehow rooted in misogyny

3 years ago, a comical miscommunication led the guy handling our family's Indian food order into giving me a free mango lassi because my "wife" (my famously lesbian mom) "dragged me around shopping all day" (no one in our family left the house)

I'd like another free mango lassi but now I'm trans