The sunday scaries are hitting early today. Probably because there are no potential snow days or long weekends in sight. I'm expected to go in to work for 37.5 hours a week, like an animal

I would ask to have one good day, but I’m a federal employee in America so that’s probably not going to happen.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

so when can we move to swiftieland where we all live in a forest with our own folklore cabins and then we come together to garden and craft and read and dance and thrive as the patriarchy burns

Moment of silence for all the Gamers who accidentally started the main objective while trying to explore for loot and collectibles 😔✊🏻

just met a weiner dog named beef so not EVERYTHING is awful just most things

Dear Taylor Swift,
January 20, 2025 would be an amazing time to drop REPUTATION.
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Carrie Underwood is what you get when you order Taylor Swift from Temu