Mischief With Marceline

Today’s work doodle is someone’s nonbinary boyfriend 🤷‍♀️ idk how I feel about them.

Wish I was half as smol as my energy makes people see me as ngl. 🤣

PSA 🤬 (👉👈)

Damn crushes feel good.
I fking love YEARNING

Breaking: yelling man now further upset that people noted his yelling.

Actually wrong, I am going to live forever.
God granted me immortality (on account of the blowy)

I am wasted here.

Drag act called “away-cis” and the singer is called Leanne GallagHer - is this anything?

Doing research into what it's like to be a total loser using complete immersion and method acting

Another banger by yuri artist shen

Another banger by yuri artist shen

Panel 1: It's a wooden doorway in a blue-walled room. The walls have white trim, the doorway has yellow trim, and the floor is a brown. Someone is yelling through the door, "THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY YURI HAPPENING IN THERE!!" In the room various noises are heard like "BAM", "SHIIIINGG", "BAM" (again), and "CRASH" Panel 2: The yeller, now revealed to be Shen, kicks open the door with a sour, frustrated expression. Panel 3: The people in the room are two girls in the midst of violent combat, one wielding double uzis (black dress, blonde hair, messy ponytail, bullet belt over shoulder), and the other a katana (dark green sweatpants, red sneakers, white tank top, straight dark brown hair). They are both looking at Shen, the uzis girl having just stopped firing, with the smoke still coming off her guns, and the katana girl having stopped mid-swing at the uzi girl's head. Panel 4: Shen points at them, infuriated, his face cloaked in shadow, yelling "I SAID NO YURI"

Look, I’m as scared by those cave diving stories as the next person but sometimes? When I’m navigating a tight crowd, and leaping into any hint of a me sized gap I see ?
I get it.

Begging other wyt folk to learn the difference between a “slur” and a “derogatory term”.
Like yeah, lets have a derogatory term for genai users( i enjoy botlicker)
But no- you don’t need a fking slur.
They arent synonyms.

Happy egg cracking day to those who celebrate

:O did you win?

My extension will actually cover my leave from work now!
Fortnight und cola! (Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

You ever wear an outfit so good that you hope to die so you get to be a cute ghost forever 👻
Like damn I’d haunt in this fr fr 💅

Why do they never frame these conversations with men?

Why do jack-o’-lanterns look like they know what trans girls do on halloween?

I’m not a undertale fan but damn if this - and every meme referencing it- doesn’t break me every time I see it.

umatober day 8: tm opera o

I think my personal 9/11 is wanting to be overpowered in play flighting but always being too good and always winning or escaping 🌧️

Behold, a tumbler sexy man?

Hornet meeting anyone:

Both iconic shows, but gotta say I miss lower decks often.
I somehow missed solar opposites being cancelled tho :/

Panel 1: Text says "My dad was an orc". It's a green orc wearing a dress shirt with a purple tie and glasses, holding a cup of coffee. The cup is made of stone and has an ragged axe blade on it. He also has a pencil in his pocket protector, and the pencil is also a tiny axe. Panel 2: Text says "My mom was a witch". It's a woman with green skin and one yellow eye, glowing and emanating magic, gleaming from beneath her big purple witch had, which has small wood constructions hanging off of it and two pins on it: one of a mushroom and one of the Newgrounds angry face. He's wearing jeans and a Costco tank top, with a reddish purple vest over it, and is holding a broom and a tote bag with a bag of chips visible within it. Panel 3: Text says "You'd think I'd be some kind of magical berserker". We are looking overhead at a muscular green man looking up at us, with his arms splayed out in a powerful stance, and his left arm holding an axe. He has a dark purple had and shoulder-cape, and smiles with malice. Text continues, saying "but actually I ended up with my MOM'S strength and my DAD'S magic attunement." Panel 4: A normal looking with green skin, messy purple hair, big round glasses, and a pointy nose, wearing a t-shirt with the night sky in a square in the center, says "so, basically, I'm green."

Men really out there thinking they gotta look like wolverine to be attractive when literally everyone i asked had this boy as their fav - well above abs dude.
This is what peak male performance looks like.

I think i wanna be more tacktile with more friends (with consent) I forgot how nice be tangled and touchy could be when ur comfortable 😅