norm macdonald could talk about tap water like it came from space.
“you hear about this tap water stuff? yeah you turn a faucet on your sink and the stuff just comes pouring out. its a very phallic utility. i cant wait for gays to find out about it theyre gonna absolutely love these things”
why the hell wouldnt i be
i think it might have to do with the like warped view of all moral responsibilities being instantly thrust upon you in adulthood as soon as ya turn 18
thats what im sayin!!!
im 23 i am not an elder anything
just got called an "elder zoomer" and i think that that should be a crime
i post selfies occasionally, moreso on instagram
im like Job 2.0 in this bitch
god has to be fucking with me at this point
nah its pretty constant, in hospitals and busses i see it a lot
ugh my knees are so human presenting… ill never pass…
why the fuck do ppl feel the need to shittalk schizophrenic people as soon as they leave a room. theyre mentally ill you dont have to like comment on their lack of decorum you utter scumbag
my little tiny dog is about 10 years old atp but i will call him my beautiful baby puppy until i die
oh goodness ok!!
thank you!
im rly glad my tiny little dog joined me for this song i love him so much
:DD
omg thanks sm!!! i dont make it much but ive been meaning to do more :] srsly means a lot coming from you
thanks! ive thought about changing it to silly twink but tbh i dont mind too much
