A girl rubs an ancient magic lamp and releases a powerful wish granting Genie. The being of immense cosmic power demands: "WHAT ARE YOUR WISHES, MORTAL?".
The human woman without a doubt wishes: "Hmm... I want a girlfriend and then I wish you to be free, Genie!"
The Genie is left surprised with the girl's selfless attitude: "Granted!!! Thank you so much, girl!!!". But the girl notices something... The Genie didn't give her a girlfriend, apparently. The girl protests: "Wait a sec! You didn't give me a girlfriend!"
But to her surprise, the now blushing and flustered Genie actually gave her a girlfriend... The Genie herself: "I did, cutie!" Said the smitten godly being, to the realization of the happy girl
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A blind woman is on a date with an unknown person, nervous about expectations and their relationship. She says: "As a blind person, it's so difficult to find a proper partner. People can be too judgemental and harsh. I know I'm not perfect... And I understand if you don't want to date a--"
She's immediately cut off by the mysterious figure, revealing herself to be Medusa, holding the hand of her girlfriend, comforting her and saying: "Silly, you're perfect just the way you are"
06.03.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 11563 ๐ 1455 ๐ฌ 82 ๐ 39
*net force due to gravity.
27.02.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Youโre right. It really should be the vector opposite the force due to gravity.
27.02.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This will never cease to be funny.
27.02.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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Good girl.
13.02.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Starting appertude today although I donโt know that it will make any difference. I havenโt had any prospects or even positive progress towards a date in over 2 years. Want my options open but yeahโฆ. I may just need to resign myself to being alone forever now.
13.02.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Truth.
08.02.2025 00:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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Good luck. I try every couple of months and give up in hopelessness. :(
07.02.2025 16:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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So I have had one person join my board game arena discord server! Hoping to be able to get a small community together to play board games online. ^_^
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02.02.2025 01:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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The focus on trans kids does not minimize the racist undertones of the other part of that order that basically tells schools they canโt teach that societal biases exist. Or have ever existed.
30.01.2025 01:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Fascism.
โfile actions against K-12 teachers and school officials who violate the law by:
โฆ
(ii) unlawfully practicing medicine by offering diagnoses and treatment without the requisite license; or
(iii) otherwise unlawfully facilitating the social transition of a minor student.โ
30.01.2025 01:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Woooo! Welcome to Bluesky! Glad to see you on a new platform that I can follow. ^_^
27.01.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I may be beaten down, depressed, and scared but the political right wonโt force me to detransition. Iโm not out at work but I also donโt really hide myself any more and thatโs a good thing. Being trans sucks but itโs a lot better than pretending to be cis.
18.01.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I guess that is possible. Still feels like a highly dangerous precedent to set.
11.01.2025 03:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Iโll be honest, I have no idea how the Supreme Court doesnโt override the tik tok ban. That feels like an open and shut first amendment case. Especially when no one can prove China is doing anything at all with it.
11.01.2025 03:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Being trans sucks. Constant dysphoria, hatred of your reflection, loss of acceptance, isolation, oh and half the flippin country would rather you just ceased to exist.
I still avoid gendered bathrooms when out in public. Some day Iโll have to face that but ๐ฌ
Still better than being a boy.
11.01.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I did get up the nerve to go see the new therapist from the parking lot. Iโd made it that far, what was the worst that could happen? Overall nothing much as it was the first meeting and very much a convey your life story type experience.
09.01.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Me too. She did my profile pic. ^_^
08.01.2025 18:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Alright. Terrified now. I (finally) got through the waitlist for a new therapist. Just drove to her office and sitting in the car with extreme amounts of anxiety about going in.
08.01.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
DS9 lost my parents in the first season so I didnโt watch it until college but once Sisko goes bald it is top tier trek. As for Picard vs Discovery on the whole I liked Disco better but if I were to divide Picard into S1+2 vs Season 3 the latter would be higher
08.01.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
New comic from u/GRS- on Reddit. Sheโs amazing and is the artist that did my pfp. ^_^
08.01.2025 15:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Meh. Canโt sleep.
08.01.2025 06:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Nice! I still canโt land a pidgeotte EX.
08.01.2025 02:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Here as my final algorithm prep have a rare and elusive selfie of me.
07.01.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Star Trek shows ranked:
1- Deep Space Nine
2- The Next Generation
3- Voyager
4- Lower Decks
5- Strange New Worlds
6-The Original Series
7- Prodigy
8- Enterprise
9- Discovery
10- Picard
07.01.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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