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@woey.bsky.social

stream-of-consciousness enthusiast

311 Followers  |  111 Following  |  82 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  1.9448

Latest posts by woey.bsky.social on Bluesky

yep he just said the most transphobic thing i've ever heard him say

11.09.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my dad unironically watched charlie kirk from time to time so this is about to be annoying as fuck

10.09.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My god-king

10.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heys guys which way to brabenthallen let me over

10.08.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching fight club for the first time while knowing the twist is very funny

Mayb I should make a letterboxd

04.08.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Episode two of keeping up with universally acclaimed films:

Parasite is airtight

03.08.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

02.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7093    πŸ” 906    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 47

i know it's a really easy time to say i've always been put off by Jubilee's Surrounded series, but now i can imagine you understand why

22.07.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why did I just dream about going on america's got talent for singing but as a funny twist I did it with a mouth full of food

30.06.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok sinners is legit

01.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

mom won't stop relying on forcefed Google Gemini summaries is it over

28.05.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bidet at the airbnb is now today's Second best development

25.05.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mom is cancer-free!!

22.05.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird to not feel like an overly emotional person while making decisions that are CLEARLY driven by emotion

14.05.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok Dominic is kinda fire as well

13.05.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people claim there are 'no good names for guys' and that isn't true, everyone is just too afraid to name their kid Huey

13.05.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i've started to get into a bad habit of not turning on my headlights at night. says a lot about my ability to turn on my headlights at night

06.05.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sparkling water is just woke soda

26.04.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everything happens for a reason, sometimes

23.04.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mannnn the cousin who just moved nearby only has a 6th grade(?) education despite being 16

I'm not even sure how well she can read/write

20.04.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the context of current events it feels like there's a very fine line between taking sci-fi too seriously and not taking it seriously enough

29.03.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dwayne the grok johnson

27.03.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

onomatopeia more like on your mom i peed, yuh

16.03.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck This Stupid Chungus App

16.03.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He will never having 300 followers on Bluesky--

11.03.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i may have never seen a more raw, honest YT channel than Soft White Underbelly

10.03.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I've ever woken up and seen a video that instantly ruined my day like this jesus christ

04.03.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny growing up in a neighborhood with four or five cookie-cutter house models and then thinking that's normal

13.02.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait kendrick is the only musician outside of classical or jazz to win a Pulitzer that's crazyyyyyy

10.02.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Few days late but the morning of my 10k was sneaky gorgeous

08.02.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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