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Joey

@woey.bsky.social

stream-of-consciousness enthusiast

315 Followers  |  112 Following  |  92 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024
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Laptop went epilepsy mode with i booted it up

20.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Playing video games as you age gets harder cuz the fragility of life starts becoming more and more evident

13.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there sheet music for identity part 4

30.01.2026 08:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It can't be good for my mental health to hear about all these breaking stories immediately after waking up

25.01.2026 00:37 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything would be OK if I just morphed into Stavros Halkias rn

17.12.2025 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

someone in my stream mentioned the accomplishment of skiing down everest yesterday and they said it so casually that i thought they were joking

14.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've felt restless when trying to sleep lately but it's comforting that almost every time it's just cuz I have to shit

08.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The War^tm

04.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Parents casually dropping sad lore<<<<<<<anything else

02.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i do not WARM UP at the gym. i do not STRETCH. i go straight into HIGH-INTENSITY REPS. and if i overexert, i DON'T COME BACK.

27.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yep he just said the most transphobic thing i've ever heard him say

11.09.2025 04:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my dad unironically watched charlie kirk from time to time so this is about to be annoying as fuck

10.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My god-king

10.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heys guys which way to brabenthallen let me over

10.08.2025 05:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching fight club for the first time while knowing the twist is very funny

Mayb I should make a letterboxd

04.08.2025 05:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Episode two of keeping up with universally acclaimed films:

Parasite is airtight

03.08.2025 05:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

02.08.2025 14:31 — 👍 7031    🔁 900    💬 87    📌 47

i know it's a really easy time to say i've always been put off by Jubilee's Surrounded series, but now i can imagine you understand why

22.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why did I just dream about going on america's got talent for singing but as a funny twist I did it with a mouth full of food

30.06.2025 20:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok sinners is legit

01.06.2025 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

mom won't stop relying on forcefed Google Gemini summaries is it over

28.05.2025 21:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bidet at the airbnb is now today's Second best development

25.05.2025 05:29 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Mom is cancer-free!!

22.05.2025 07:15 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's weird to not feel like an overly emotional person while making decisions that are CLEARLY driven by emotion

14.05.2025 12:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok Dominic is kinda fire as well

13.05.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people claim there are 'no good names for guys' and that isn't true, everyone is just too afraid to name their kid Huey

13.05.2025 02:29 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

i've started to get into a bad habit of not turning on my headlights at night. says a lot about my ability to turn on my headlights at night

06.05.2025 20:06 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sparkling water is just woke soda

26.04.2025 06:01 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everything happens for a reason, sometimes

23.04.2025 08:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mannnn the cousin who just moved nearby only has a 6th grade(?) education despite being 16

I'm not even sure how well she can read/write

20.04.2025 04:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0