yuri duty

i've reached the point of weed consumption where 1 edible does nothing but 2 consistently has me unlocking deeply repressed childhood trauma

also angus had surgery and he was all stoned it was so cute

my therapist thinks I should write a memoir and im like ma'am I put that stuff in mental vaults for a reaaaaaaason

that 911 show on ABC or whatever can trend when those boys finally kiss and not a SECOND before

The fish toast to the comfort of yaoi

Pass the yaoi!!!

THEREFORE I am at PT 😐

my sole 2025 goal is to do stuff I've been putting off to take care of my body (PT, dentist, doctor visit, etc) so I can keep getting weirder with the shit I create (weird art weird crafts weird smut)

Me
Perverts
The dead

A vaporwave-style graphic showing a tiny plant sprout that says "If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary."

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

every tongue that rises against ariana!glinda will fall it's True (including mine, i was Wrong she is Perfect)

it's my entire personality, I'm going to be INSUFFERABLE until part 2. the doomed yuri of it all got me!!!!

happy new year I've seen wicked 4 times in the last month this is who I am now just fyi

update: swapped over to wolf's rain and that's even more A Series

watching cardcaptor sakura at my friends house and wowwww this was. sure a series.

the audacity of me

I went out for a management dinner and got home at the modest hour of 9pm but angus does NOT approve.

update: I've seen wicked 3 times now and yes my internal closeted 14-y/o self is pointing and laughing cause she's the meanest kid alive

my mom: he looks like he's in a coma

he loves visiting my parents lmao the Peak of Relaxation

angus loves my dad more than any person alive

having to send 25 emails before 8am feels like a crime being committed against me, even at my email job where i do emails

Happy Thanksgiving week to bisexual Bob Belcher and only bisexual Bob Belcher

also I saw wicked and immediately transformed back into a closeted teen which is basically the plot of the musical so

A pair of hands open a clam shell to reveal a white unicorn shaped like a pearl inside. Stars and bubbles surround it.

How To Find A Sea Unicorn

every time it's like seeing a cybertruck

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .

i do not See him

getting p*tt/cr*ise iwtv gifs on my tumblr dash is homophobia

bestie I don't wanna be waking up this early either, damn

there's an insane windstorm happening and shit is blowing all aroundddddd scary!!!!!

remember when I tweeted abt [confidential work happening] like a dumbass and my btch of an ex-roommate almost got me fired cause she told my boss? should I do that again on bluesky???