@jonnobailey.bsky.social
Maritime techno-geek 🌊 Scuba instructor 🤿 Navy veteran ⚓️ R & QGIS aficionado 👨💻 Hiker 🥾 Paddler 🛶 UK based 🇬🇧 If you’re unsure if I’m being sarcastic, it’s probably best to assume I am. Insta: @belowhighwater & @sloop.jonty.b
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ESA releases new image of the mystery space object heading to Earth.
Cuttlefish friend off Bournemouth beach last night 🦑
The bay is a popular breeding ground for them. I often see the eggs and newbies in the shelter of the few reefs out there.
#scuba #ukdiving #ocean
slightly diminish a book
A Tale of Two Metropolitan Boroughs
The rookie mistake was not changing the law beforehand.
“Don’t talk to me about crabs; I went to Annapolis” 🦀 ⚓️
Cloud busting. Isle of Wight getting a soaking. #ukwx #ukweather #isleofwight
Hole at the bottom of the sea!
#chesilbeach #scuba #ukwildlife #dorset
🤿 Couple of cuttlefish courting. Spotted 100m off Branksome Beach, Poole 🇬🇧
#scubadiving #marinelife #dorset
‘Okay which one of you accidentally added Robert Cecil to the chat?’
Fantastic engine, a Merryweather I believe…
Two tins to “Reply All” to this.
A shame they weren’t available to slot in to the old coal power plant sites. Many were sited near water (to receive coal shipments) and have grid connections in place.
Bishop McBishopface?
Jiminy Skypilot?
Peter Notthepope?
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@metoffice.bsky.social
It’s been many months and several storms but still my favourite observation station is offline…perchance it got blown away last year?
What else is a weather geek to do?
It’s now the new standard for measuring ER time to admit.
Two youths glancing guiltily at me as I walked in to the pool changing rooms. The hastily-but-not-hastily enough hidden vape was the obvious cause of their discomfort.
I dislike vaping, but I really dislike the fact that I’m now considered a grown up from who such transgressions must hidden.
Two tins says there’s some fucknut somewhere trying to fill up carrier bags with gas “just in case”.
“I will not buy this record, it is scratched.”
The rain has stopped, the skies clear and the mercury falls. Perfect evening to be sat on a clifftop with only stars and waves for company. A rare treat with 4 planets visible too. #stargazing #astronomy #ukweather #winternights
“101 Roman Imperialist Tidbits Recipe Book” by Nautius Maximus
Santa Claws is coming to town!
Merry Christmas to you all.
And on the second day of Yule, the SecondHomes and AirBnBs shall be filled. Travellers from distant lands will don their gay apparel, and tread the provinces in search of festive cheer.
🏋️ Then in January you have a whole 4 weeks to get in the best shape of your life!
🍸 Glass of wine at home your usual treat? Try gathering up all your colleagues and drag every bar in town until you can’t feel your lips.
👨🍳 Air fryer warrior? Why not cook a 5 course, home feast for the whole family, all from first principles.
Happy Amateur Season everyone! Tis the holiday to try New Things…🧵
🎁 Amazon Prime member? Try a 9-hour high street gift quest for your usually estranged family.
🚙 Daily commute only 5 miles? Try an 11 country, 600 mile motorway epic to un-estrange that family.
Did Dairy Lea make that table for you?
