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@mariopro.bsky.social

I’m fabulous. I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot-and-a-half and I’ve got a killer rack.

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www.threads.com/@recordtronic

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@markdolk.bsky.social

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No minions beds in prison.

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@davewhamond.bsky.social

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@deadder.bsky.social

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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has nine panels. In the center of the cartoon is the title: STUPID THINGS YOU HEAR IN A WHEELCHAIR

PANEL 1

A woman in a cardigan spreads her hands beatifically.

WOMAN: Open your heart and Jesus will heal your legs!

PANEL 2

A passenger sitting on a plane grouses to the person next to him.

MAN: I saw this guy get pushed onto the plane in a wheelchair and then he stood up! This whole "disability" thing is a scam!

PANEL 3

A man rushes through an airport, rolling a suitcase:

MAN: You're so lucky you don't have to walk places like normal people!

PANEL 4

A man points and laughs.

MAN: You got a license for that thing? Haw haw!

PANEL 5

Below the title of the strip, a smiling woman clasps her hands.

WOMAN: You're so brave!

PANEL 6

A woman in a wheelchair angrily speaks to a cheery woman pushing the chair.

WOMAN: Let go of me!

PUSHER: But I'm helping you!

PANEL 7

A man rubs his chin as he rambles. He's drawn in front of his words, so we can't see every word.

MAN: Have you really tried to walk? Have you tried seeing a doctor? Have you tried yoga? Have you tried going gluten free? Have you tried exercise? Or this thing I saw on YouTube? Have you tried positivity? Have you tried healing crystals? Have you... alkaline water? Maybe... diet? Have you tried... more water? ...for Munchausens? ...essential oils? ...superfoods can... have you...

PANEL 8

A woman smiles eagerly and leans in.

WOMAN: So can you have sex?

PANEL 9

Two men walk away from a store carrying a bunch of grocery bags, and looking at a disabled parking sign. Nearby, a wheelchair user overhears and looks annoyed.

MAN: Man, I wish I was disabled!

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has nine panels. In the center of the cartoon is the title: STUPID THINGS YOU HEAR IN A WHEELCHAIR PANEL 1 A woman in a cardigan spreads her hands beatifically. WOMAN: Open your heart and Jesus will heal your legs! PANEL 2 A passenger sitting on a plane grouses to the person next to him. MAN: I saw this guy get pushed onto the plane in a wheelchair and then he stood up! This whole "disability" thing is a scam! PANEL 3 A man rushes through an airport, rolling a suitcase: MAN: You're so lucky you don't have to walk places like normal people! PANEL 4 A man points and laughs. MAN: You got a license for that thing? Haw haw! PANEL 5 Below the title of the strip, a smiling woman clasps her hands. WOMAN: You're so brave! PANEL 6 A woman in a wheelchair angrily speaks to a cheery woman pushing the chair. WOMAN: Let go of me! PUSHER: But I'm helping you! PANEL 7 A man rubs his chin as he rambles. He's drawn in front of his words, so we can't see every word. MAN: Have you really tried to walk? Have you tried seeing a doctor? Have you tried yoga? Have you tried going gluten free? Have you tried exercise? Or this thing I saw on YouTube? Have you tried positivity? Have you tried healing crystals? Have you... alkaline water? Maybe... diet? Have you tried... more water? ...for Munchausens? ...essential oils? ...superfoods can... have you... PANEL 8 A woman smiles eagerly and leans in. WOMAN: So can you have sex? PANEL 9 Two men walk away from a store carrying a bunch of grocery bags, and looking at a disabled parking sign. Nearby, a wheelchair user overhears and looks annoyed. MAN: Man, I wish I was disabled!

Stupid Things You Hear In A Wheelchair

By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social

Read more cartoons! --> #PoliCartoon
Support our cartoons! --> patreon.com/barry

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@mjhiblenart.bsky.social

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Cartoon on Japan‘s Takaichi Sanae take on China’s aggression

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This was technically also on Saturday, but barely

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www.threads.com/@wtframecomics

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www.threads.com/@wtframecomics

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I wish for her what she wishes for immigrants

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Memories

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@deadder.bsky.social

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@lelievre.bsky.social

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@amorimcartoons.bsky.social

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Oof.

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@kamenskyvienna.bsky.social

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8:17 PST
& 8:27 PST

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Angel Boligan

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I’m only interested in this story if it forces RKF to resign in shame. But when you have no shame…

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