Barbara Goodwin

Perez Hilton alt name Turd It Through The Grapevine

When faced with the prospect of 1977 All Star Numchuck Ninja Turtle and Skinny Tie Bro-it-All of Ye Scant Experience Nor Grounding in Reality, there are times when you turn to The Imperfect Angry Man But Plausible Here and Now Under These Circumstances. #Cuomo #Mamdani #sliwa

Bypassed Skinny Tie Bro-it-All and the Numchuck Ninja Turtle in favor of the Guy Who Hasn't Smiled Since 1986. @andrewcuomo But who with real political experience — especially in here in NY —would remain smiling about anything? #nycmayor #andrewcuomo #gocuomo #pleasenottheboy

Let's not make this about wishing famous peeps anything but joy over their engagement. Let's make this about the real possibility of never reading about anything else in the foreseeable future.

Mamdani supporters flood NYC streets for scavenger hunt as campaign stunt takes shots at candidates In a video posted on X Sunday morning announcing the hunt, Mamdani sat on a bench holding a bag of Herr’s sour cream and onion potato chips.

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Searching for substance

All of the above

Pizzatocracy: Personal Pan Pizza and Entitlement Expectations aren't born out of nowhere.

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Get outta town - I substacked.

What Does President Trump’s New Perfume Smell Like?

What Does President Trump’s New Perfume Smell Like? www.nytimes.com/2025/07/01/s...

Formaldehyde

Rubber is such an underappreciated ingredient

We Shouldn’t Have Billionaires, Mamdani Says

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/n...

Perhaps an astute observation if you were on hour five of getting your ass kicked at Monopoly. Perhaps not for a candidate intending to lead the country's most populated city. Bro it all.

They couldn't find some pontificating half-in-the-bag suede patcher to oppose Curtis Sliwa? #nycmayor

with good reason.

YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News 'Gov. Hochul, For The Love Of God!': Marjorie Taylor Greene Confronts NY Gov About Laken Riley

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"Is that now illegal too in your country?"

Go Governor Kathy.

@marcmaron.bsky.social retirement doesn't agree with everyone. Leave the pod door slightly ajar ...

Is Habeas Porpoise still talking?

That just continues a pattern. Instead, we have deep sympathy for you — for the empathy you lack, the sense of humanity you are missing, and the critical goodness in this world that you may never experience.

Regardless of your system of beliefs, your faith, your spirituality choices/non-choices, if you applaud, justify, feel vindicated by or support the killing of people based on their religion, their attendance at a house of worship or related cultural institution, we don't have hatred for you.

Fuckhead

Orange Is The New Quack

@kashana.bsky.social the day is young

If you drink the juice in the magic 8 ball, do not choke on the 20-sided floating icosahedron die.

Did he mention what position in Florida he is campaigning for?

The Looney Tunes Academy Office of Career Services has been recognized for record placement of graduates in global leadership positions. No connection to reality, civilized comprehension, or respect for institutional knowledge required. Bonus based on progress clock reversal. #Trump #appointee

The only recent in-term President ungracious enough to never attend a Kennedy Center Honors ceremony wants to share his vision for the Golden Age of Arts and Culture.

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"Committed" Straight from the @MerriamWebster website

: to place in a prison or mental institution

The patient was committed by the court to a mental hospital.

He was committed to the state penitentiary for 10 years

#trump
#MELANIA
#committed

Our son in the middle of our payroll

Kanye West's Wife Shocks Fans With Nearly Naked Look on Grammys Carpet: 'That's Public Indecency and Warrants Arrest' Kanye West and his wife Bianca Censori shocked fans and photographers at the Grammys red carpet with her nearly naked dress.

Why doesn't he also arrive with his dick hanging out?

www.thewrap.com/kanye-west-b... #kanye #jackass

Trump’s Targets Fear ‘Retribution’ He Promised in Second Presidency Donald Trump is returning to the White House vowing to seek retribution. Those in his sights are worried both about him — and his supporters.

Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Watch it now, watch it, here he comes

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...

But she agreed to leave behind some top-shelf unopened eyeliner

He has his own blow now?