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Misanthropic curmudgeon. Overrated. Ōtepoti Quite sweary He/Him

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Latest posts by hazmat.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think the trade agreement was, we give them visas, they price us out of the real estate market?

11.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we do a lot of laughing to cope with the ptsd

11.08.2025 07:41 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

I can’t follow you if you’re transphobic no matter how cool you seem otherwise.

It’s nothing personal but it’s so fucking personal.

10.08.2025 21:08 — 👍 110    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 3
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Hobson’s Pledge founder wants ratepayer activist seat at table New Plymouth district councillor Kevin Moratti wants the Ratepayers Alliance group to have access to council decision-making.

Then maybe Kevin should get some votes in the upcoming elections.
Y'know, democratically
#nzpol

10.08.2025 03:04 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cartoon. Title: “Sealed” Two frames. First frame: Deputy PM David Seymour going along a hallway, carrying papers, saying, “I’ll just get the boss’s seal on these”. 2nd frame: PM Christopher Luxon bowing and kissing the ring on a hand coming in from the left. He has lipstick on that spells RUBBER STAMP backwards, and he’s transferred it onto David Seymour’s hand. He’s saying, “I am completely comfortable with this”

Cartoon. Title: “Sealed” Two frames. First frame: Deputy PM David Seymour going along a hallway, carrying papers, saying, “I’ll just get the boss’s seal on these”. 2nd frame: PM Christopher Luxon bowing and kissing the ring on a hand coming in from the left. He has lipstick on that spells RUBBER STAMP backwards, and he’s transferred it onto David Seymour’s hand. He’s saying, “I am completely comfortable with this”

Former National minister Christopher Finlayson says the government is placing the coalition agreement above “good race relations”
“Their [Māori’s] rights are always under attack”
My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #Māori #morality

09.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 140    🔁 47    💬 5    📌 4

Plus side in a round about way, is that the MAGAts also being broke, means less for him to grift directly.

09.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just fukn speed running the world into another global depression.

08.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

As with all RW parties, the cruelty is the point.
#nzpol

Autocarrot corrected parties to pettiest, and really..still accurate.

08.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 19    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

There's a beech mast currently.

08.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair enough.
Good to know our health system is still broken in the ways of old forever

08.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Didn't sleep well either due to the inability to make their beds.

08.08.2025 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do they not do overnight courier delivery? (My clinic does)

08.08.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."

Young people really need to read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...

08.08.2025 10:53 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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i'm characteristically annoyed today.

08.08.2025 04:07 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Same as a lot of people really.
Past 9 years have done a number

08.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You might think my posts are stupid, unfunny and pointless

And you’d be right

08.08.2025 01:44 — 👍 92    🔁 41    💬 3    📌 1

Do they use visual aids like the orange guy has graduated to? (More than usual)

08.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Officer made claims about things that ‘did not happen’ in fatal shooting”

Lied. The cop fukn lied.

Don’t downplay it.

#nzpol
#acab

07.08.2025 21:24 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty miserable one in Dudz today.
Wouldn't be surprised to see snow toward the afternoon.

07.08.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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While scrolling the gram, I came across MC Grammar doing Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy #NZ

I've seen a lot of his stuff, but reading classic Kiwi kids books, cool.

www.instagram.com/reel/DGgdB4f...

07.08.2025 04:35 — 👍 102    🔁 40    💬 12    📌 2

She'd have to have won a seat in the first place to ever know how that feels..

07.08.2025 05:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

07.08.2025 05:09 — 👍 43754    🔁 12431    💬 1256    📌 1166

"Thanks Chris.
Just so I can get it right for the restraining order, what was your goal with this tweet? Nga mihi.."

07.08.2025 04:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Willis effectively made close to 2% of Wellington unemployed.. but sure. Help Auckland.
Fuuuuuck off.

#nzpol

07.08.2025 02:34 — 👍 45    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Labour seem to think so

07.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am both frustrated by my absolute ignorance of what or who mr beast is, and steadfast in my refusal to learn a single fucking thing about even a moment of his worthless, dead-eyed life.

06.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 87    🔁 7    💬 8    📌 2

The current govt can’t even guarantee the integrity of the vote.nz site. Do we really trust there won’t be fuckery with a digital RUC system?

06.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Library of Congress blames "coding error" for missing sections of online Constitution The missing sections included foundational clauses, such as the right to habeas corpus.

It's magical how the "coding error" impacted primarily very specific and currently relevant sections, as opposed to random sections of no interest to The Administration.
Curious. 🤔

www.axios.com/2025/08/06/c...

06.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

As per usual for the Bish, he gave absolutely no detail.

06.08.2025 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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