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Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Hands up if you'd heard of Jackie Blue before today, and don't live in her electorate?

#nzpol

Beard thread: post ‘em if you got ‘em!

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

What’s the over under on Noem getting herself into some serious debt based on thinking she’d have the job for more than a year?

This is amazing; am watching on C-SPAN3. If she had a staff member who liked her, that person would've walked up to her 15 minutes ago to whisper in her ear to get out of there.

But no one is protecting her. Any one of these attendees can break the news to her on live tv.

Former MP Jackie Blue quits National to join Opportunity party Jackie Blue says she can't stay by what the government has done to low-paid workers.

Probably had no issue with beneficiary bashing, defunding health/education, tax breaks for the rich etc though.
Leopards and spots..

#nzpol

Yeah she is.

He "responds" to too many questions, and somehow leaves them still unanswered.

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

Post an iconic horror movie image

This is basically just a really buggy vibe coded version of “The Crusades” 2.0 huh?

The soft tyranny of low expectations.

Meanwhile Zelensky is taking out drones with like, stale bread, oranges, rubber bands, duct tape and tangled fishing line.

Someone had a good time at a secluded beach.
#normageddon
#greyhound

YouTube video by Comedy Boutique Billy Connolly - Incontinence pants

(starts at the relevant bit)

what if bathrooms weren’t a thing and we just casually shit standing up like horses wherever we are

The rising fuel costs thing is fukn bullshit too. AirNZ have multi year fixed price contracts with <fuel company I’m under NDA with>.

This kinda makes my point.
The demand is “soft” cos their pricing is ridiculous.
Lower prices and watch demand increase.

I lowered my hourly by just $10, and went from having 4 appointments in a fortnightly period, to being booked solid for 2 months in advance.

Why Air NZ is in the red while rivals soar The national carrier is caught in turbulent skies, with grounded planes, global conflict, and growing criticism from politicians and passengers

There are 2 ways to increase income.
1: increase prices and risk lower sales.
2: lower prices and maybe increase sales.

AirNZ go for option 1 and cry when it fails time and time again.

(when things were utterly fucked a couple years ago I went with option 2 and unsurprisingly came out better off.)

But they've invested so much money into fetch.
Think of the poor VCs who aren't getting their quick billions for doing nothing.

Trade Me drops success fee, Facebook 'snapping at its heels' The new fee structure will remove success fees from next week with a Trade Me spokesperson saying casual sellers will be better off.

This doesn't address the scammer/bot problem, which is the main reason most people (including myself) ditched Trademe.
That and idiots asking questions answered in the listing title.

Why is our national TV channel broadcasting American propaganda live?
#nzpol

Only a Nat would wear their own campaign merch.
What a bell-end

Norma is learning to dog at a rapid rate of knots.
She's actually approaching strangers on our walks in hopes of a pat and a sniff.

The only reason they're "in harm's way" and the US needs such a massive military, is well....they're cunts who poke bears to justify killing them when they fight back.

If they just minded their own fukn business...they'd save trillions.

That said.
If the rapture is a thing, it can't happen soon enough.
Get these nutbags as far away from me as possible.

Don't let fundy Luxo know about this shit.
#nzpol