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Any excess getting sold back to the grid is at a percentage of the profits of the greediest company.
The more profits they make, the more every company pays.
Watch them shit themselves to be the actual cheapest.

Line up Seymour, Luxo, Winnie, Shane Jones, the Bish, Simeon et al.
"If a single one of you refuses, the offer is gone. Time to show New Zealanders what you really care about"
#nzpol

Mother was telling me today, that her friend who recently moved to AU, reckons the Aussie press are hounding her everywhere she goes, and that's only a matter of time before they post her address (indirectly of course).

Being a billionaire would be brilliant.
I'd fuck with the current govt sooo hard.
"I'll donate $500m toward homelessness. All you have to do is take a punch from me, as hard as I can throw it, to the face"

Make sure the nation knows about the offer.

#nzpol

I agree that the Iranian regime was problematic and needed to be torn down.
My issue…is what gives Israel and America the fucking right?

“Oh they were a week away from enriched uranium”

Yeah, well a lot of people are a week away from buying fucking firearms.

They’re not even a blip on the Epstein radar.
Their combined wealth is barely interest on investments.

I mean if citizens protesting is the measure as to whether we unilaterally kill world leaders.
There's this American guy....

#justsaying

“The Prime Minister Luxon’s failure to condemn Trump’s illegal actions again demonstrates his lack of leadership or moral courage, and willingness to act against New Zealander’s values. “New Zealander’s deserve better than this. Our voice is powerful on the international stage. The Green Party urges Luxon’s Government to condemn illegal warmongering, and unreservedly advocate for diplomacy, international law, and peace for the Iranian people.”

“The Prime Minister Luxon’s failure to condemn Trump’s illegal actions again demonstrates his lack of leadership or moral courage, and willingness to act against New Zealander’s values.

“New Zealander’s deserve better than this.”

- @maramadavidson.bsky.social

Yes, we do.

All of a sudden, Trump invading Venezuela and taking their oil makes perfect sense.
Premeditation.

Thanks past me for filling up work/personal vehicles on a whim over the weekend.

A person's political stripe matters little now. A rather large contingent of my fellow Americans still cannot see that we've been the terrorists all along. We are indifferent to the suffering we create around the world. Consumed only with our own material comfort while the world screams.

CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

Where is the lie?

This aged well. Note the author.

"NZ condemns Tehran's retaliatory strikes..."

I'm sorry, you fucking what?

So glad we have a fundamentalist piece of shit who thinks he's gonna get "saved" along with the 12 tribes of Israel, in charge of our country.

#nzpol

Consider how honest Israel have been the past few years...

Haaaang on.
The orange guy said he “wiped out Iran’s nuclear program for years to come” in June last year.
#justsaying

😔

US, Israel launch attack on Iran with tensions high over nuclear talks The first apparent strike occurred near the offices of Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in Tehran.

How's that "Board of Peace" going kiddy fucker?

Picture of Edward Scissorhands "Masturbation hurts." -Edward Scissorhands

I mean, it’s pretty fucking obvious to me…👀🤷‍♀️ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

Just FYI.
If it takes me more than 4 minutes to find you because you won’t spend less than $20 to have your house number visible from the road, I’m driving away and blacklisting your property.
Best hope you never need emergency services in a hurry either.

This is hilarious.

Don't get polled. Make them work for every vote by being someone you would vote for, instead of following public opinion. Don't make it easy for them.

Bluesky hive mind, can I please have recommendations for counselling specialising in PTSD management. Either Wellington or online based.
I need some tools if I'm going to be effective working in emergency management during another earthquake.
Cheers!

this is so god damn funny

Hence the "generally" and "relatively".

We've sadly (but also not sadly) moved on from that.
Even the threat of getting decked was generally enough to keep people being relatively decent.
Better times.

That and the fact that there are rarely consequences for being a fuckwit now. In the past you'd get pretty much shunned everywhere, now you just find a group of similarly minded fuckwits..
Thanks internet.
Bringing fuckwits together for ages..

Young women 20% less likely than men to own a home - why can’t they get on the ladder? Across New Zealand suburbs, the great Kiwi dream of owning a home is still alive. But new research shows not everyone is getting the same chance to reach it.

'cause the government stole $10 billion dollars from them?