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Diwali

She's a lot smarter than the previous situations have allowed her to be.

Don't even need to get her lead for toilet anymore. She happily trots/slinks outside.
Speaking of outside. She's discovered that hanging out by the front door, at the appropriate times, gets the human to take her for a long walk.
The Normageddon.

Dogs when they did something wrong: guilty meme Cats when the did something wrong: Samuel L. Jackson staring daggers into your soul

Real estate agent from before the bubble.
Says everything you need to know

Just as long Conrad Steadman isn't the "possible third".
Guy is a complete...

Future Dunedin was pretty much every single 1%er in the city.
Hopefully they haven't done too well as a group..

Grateful that Radich is gone.
I was embarrassed for Dunedin every time he stood next to Luxo, Bishop, Reti and Simeon like a little lapdog, nodding and joining in the gaslighting while they fucked us over.
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Ōtepoti: Palestine solidarity

There are a couple of events this Saturday 11th October

Car rally/convoy
3pm
meet at John Wilson Drive to raise flags at Signal Hill

Vigil for Palestine
6:30pm
upper octagon

images are event posters for each, summary info above (full in alt text)

PEOPLE. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. MY GOD THERE ARE LUNATICS STANDING FOR SEATS

For the Epsteinth time, why are they so focused on child genitalia?

Couple of things.

Closing areas? Yeah that worked out real well during the Parliament occupation huh.

Restoring rights?
Police never had this right in the first place. Hence the court decision.
You mean "rewriting the law to give police rights they don't fukn need"

#nzpol

Places to drop off your vote Locations for orange voting bins and post boxes in Wellington.

Wellington. please vote, the city needs you.
According to "Inner-City Wellington" it looks like only around 1 in 5 people have voted! I know you voted, but have you checked on your friends? Link to voting drop box locations.
Maybe a cheeky re-post too.

wellington.govt.nz/your-council...

"Why is it always the ones that preach "family values" that end up diddling kids?"

Paul Goldsmith on about toning down the rhetoric…immediately “others” Labour and the Greens.
Again…it’s the hypocrisy.

#nzpol

The world’s fastest couch potato.
She’s lump.

Got my prostate checked today and guys…it was seriously no big deal. Over in five seconds or less

Don’t fear the finger, fellas. Women have it so so much worse

despite appearances I really am quite insufferable

I Wanna Be Adored - Remastered 2009

Please?

12 apartments.
Six carparks.
Unless the double garage door opens up to another 8 carparks?

Lack of off street parking is the only issue I have with these units.

Seen too many homeowners having to park a block away from their own house when units have gone up around them.

Plugging "Clarke Gayford%20" into Google *still* autocompletes to "Clarke Gayford arrested for drug dealing"...
#nzpol

Didn't see Winnie/Seymour saying "leave Clarke Gayford out of it" when the bullshit "arrested for drug dealing" posts were doing the rounds on Facebook.
Oh yeah, it was their voters fukn spreading them.

Again, and I can't say this enough times...it's the fucking hypocrisy.

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Ghislaine Maxwell, who lived within 15 minutes of Mar A Largo, and Trump has been photographed with *multiple* times, and lived with his "pal" Jeffrey Epstein....

He doesn't "know anything about it"...but he'll "take a look" at her case with the DOJ with a view to a pardon.

Okay.
Righto.

Someone should copy and hand deliver him all the hate mail Jacinda/Benjamin got toward the end of their tenures.
Have the media film him while he reads every single piece of it out loud.
Then give him the opportunity to prove it majority came from the "radical left"
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*tap tap*

Jogging...in basketball shoes.
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What's NZ's energy crisis?
A. Fossil fuel businesses aren't making big enough profits
B. The average consumer can't afford energy prices
C. Terawatts of potential wind and solar power are being wasted
D. Our current energy profile reduces our survival prospects
Luxon believes the answer is A
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In the 70/80s my mother got a grand total of $2.70 per week in child support.
No, there aren't any zeroes missing.