@n00dlenite.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Noodle! Throw me at the wall & see if I stick. I'm a Dragonite most of the time. I'm 33 irl! 3-12 @ <3 Don't follow me unless ur 18+ & age is in bio plz! I might post nudes & diapersexual stuff. I'm NB, my pronouns are they/them
This is my favorite booch yet, reminds me of being 12 and sneaking into my mom's peach wine coolers x3
08.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0carbohydrate vees #pokemon
05.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Oh...
05.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Icy dog
05.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 489 🔁 75 💬 8 📌 0I need a monster to feel like a human (ironically)
05.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the fall and the winter, but damn does OA suck in the cold. I can't wait to be done with work so I can go home and make a little ankle burrito with my heating pad *drools*
04.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooooooooo me want BITE! :3
04.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All in all, only ended up paying about 30 bux for the whole tire debaucle, because I bought tired at this place 2 years ago and apparently they have a lifetime warranty :0 I really am half luck dragon x3
03.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My stupid little feeners fuggin' CANNOT keep up with my lifestyle, robit feeners when?
03.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yah. Make Nazis afraid again
03.10.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Luckily, I got it towed to the shop & I have an orca card for just such a situation.
02.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahhhh my tire is flat, like waaaay flat like I'm a bit jealous tbh x_x
02.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0early birds can claim this one with a discount ($50 OFF)
Early Birds: $250 USD, cashapp/zelle/wise, only 2 early bird slots available!
I can’t begin to tell you how damaging “the world isn’t fair, get used to it” line has been to every child’s psyche growing up and therefore has led to a world that stays unfair. If we teach children to get used to an unfair world, we are destroying the possibility of a better world.
02.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 1744 🔁 525 💬 51 📌 32nightmares do not care how much of a chill cool guy u are 🌧️
01.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 230 🔁 38 💬 8 📌 1Article contains meal descriptions and ID numbers, for concerned folks.
30.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 185 🔁 142 💬 4 📌 2They look so over it, I'm in love xD
30.09.2025 06:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Made some vegan curry, maybe like 6/10. Next time I'm going to do my little sheet baked method to the tofu before adding it to the curry.
30.09.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The spooky season gods have blessed me early
30.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glowing bread!? Still waiting for me!? :0 Well at least someone is lol
30.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drawing of a puppy sleeping with the caption; "Not beating the eepy allegations"
Eepy
28.09.2025 13:43 — 👍 2950 🔁 941 💬 8 📌 12The shower is my own personal karaoke stage
29.09.2025 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any of you still sing in the shower? I remember doing so a long time ago, but just stopped for some reason.
Artwork is by KP-ShadowSquirrel!
www.deviantart.com/k...
#mlp #mlpfim #art
Ooooo shiiiit we cookin
29.09.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
28.09.2025 16:57 — 👍 9515 🔁 4173 💬 43 📌 17Oooof ate too many cookies before bed and woke up with a tummy ache x_x
28.09.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Waaaaaah I don't wanna get outta my nest, it's waaaaarm >.<
27.09.2025 19:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doodle of a Sylveon cornered in a shower and being rinsed, throwing its head back and letting out a woeful wail; reminiscent of most cats’ reactions to being washed
diagnosis: STINKY
prescription: wash
verdict: Not Happy!!!!!
#pokemon #sylveon