Zed, Lil Zard!

hi i’m very normal about being a pokemon today

Rockruff in a muzzle, blindfold, collar, headphones, and a big poofy diaper. The collar reads "Snoutpet in training". A voice is coming through the headphones, saying "Alright pup, this test will require you to navigate out maze and reach the exit with only your nose. Make sure to be carful to not get too close to the caretakers or you'll get a whiff of their addictive hypno-powdered pamps. Good luck, snoutpet~"

Becoming a top snoutpet ain't easy. The training is brutal, but ensures the best snoutpets can operate with nothing but their nose

Luckily for Terra, even flunkout losers can still be snoutpets, if they don't mind not having much freedom or dignity in the role~

(Comm from @moonisbaby.bsky.social)

Secretly burning the incense that makes pokemon addicted to diapers whenever my pokemon friends visit :3c

the desire to have just like one night of being really smol during this very stressful time for me is a strong motivator to get things done! gotta get everything done and tidied up so i can truly just let go and relax for a lil while!

gator

motivation can be hard to come by, but for what it’s worth i absolutely adore the pieces you’ve done for me!! you’re so good at art and i hope you can find some motivation again soon!

You should draw, please draw, drawing is great, let your creativity flourish, there is nothing better than creating, trust your skills, learn new techniques
You can draw, i know you can

i’m doing nothing if the dirt, that’s just what my typing is!! >///>

buh, shush >////>

Ok, but being stuck in a baby car seat sounds very adorable even if you are too big for it

i WISH i was dragon type, us zards are too little for even that tho it seems…

hey shush, it’s totally Normal i’m sure!!

buh…

so i got ramune yesterday and I’ve only just clocked that i’ve been idly playing with the empty bottle like a rattle off and on since then, im sure this is totally normal and not indicative of anything-

i know it circumvents the whole perma bad end part but like… having this happen to me for a short time is weirdly enticing, gosh @w@

buh, well i appreciate it!! doing what i can, but really wishing id just be spirited away to a daycare at this point tbh, all this college stuff is too big for a lil zard like me!

guh, got one big paper done finally tonight! still have so many other smaller things to do in the next couple weeks tho, it’s really mean and messed up that i have to do so much stuff rather than being a smol lil critter being taken care of tbh

this is fine by me, that sounds like a great time!!

oh awesome!! well where might be a good place to figure it out more? tried to dm ya but realized i cant x3

hmmm, i’d have to talk to whoever’s taking care of me at the time, i dunno if id be allowed to be up that early (lil zards need their sleep after all!), but i can absolutely provide all the warmth ya need after at least!!

yeah!! big zard belly and wings are ideal for giving hugs tbh

guh!! well if ya wouldn’t mind, i could use a hand figuring it out since ya know more about the game! would do it tho if ya wanna see it x///3

becoming zard so i can keep my friends warm now that the weather is getting colder :3

thanks!! was using a couple QoL mods so i think the achievement is mess up for me now but at least i know i did it :3

IVE DONE IT AT LONG LAST

not sure if ya are, if you you’re interested, i would totally consider it >///>

kgjhfvvfvcv gosh this gives me thoughts… i just got out of a formlock here but this is already giving me an idea for another one, and it’s unreasonably tempting >////>

g- gosh, well uh, i mean my previous adventuring didn’t go so well last time i tried, surely there could at least be some less embarrassing and permanent deal i could make? >/////>

gjdjfndbd h- hey wait! that seems awfully hasty, and forever is a long time!! @////@

being abdl rules, actually