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There should be a MyAEW title that's like the Speed title with three minute time limits and only takes place during ad breaks.

If I wanted to see what some randoms on X are posting about Dynamite, I'd go on X. I miss the days when you'd put on TV and all that it showed was the thing you were trying to watch.

Enjoying Hannah Fry going full-Louis-Theroux. "Isn't your business a bit... eugeniscy?"

Erm...

"Here's who's grossly underpaid with our new system!"

We are five and a half hours in and Welsh Fire have only just compiled a starting XI.

There were a lot of criticisms about the entertainment/engagement value of The Hundred draft in the past few years, but I don't think anyone's major issue was "could it possibly be many many times longer for each player." It's literally "the last minute of Bargain Hunt but 100+ times in a row."

Warning that there's no obvious way to cancel a subscription or change to a different tier. You may be safer with PayPal rather than credit card until that's sorted.

Actual subtitles of Booker T. Really think this is a conversation better had off air.

Twas the days when I spent so long working/commuting that I had no time to spend the money other than eBay!

First impression - glorious picture quality but no chapter marks, no visual scroll and no match listing. If you actually want to watch a specific match on a 5 hour PPV, I wish you the very best of luck.

I have a copy of one instalment of his "learn wrestling by mail" complete with the original envelope and stamp!

Just an FYI, the listed prices on MyAEW for the UK don't include VAT (so it's actually £18 a month, £108 a year.)

Depending on how many, it could get them more questions at PMQs and more slots on committees.

The difference between the responses here and what you would have got on other social media is amazing.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Got a dentist appointment booked for 2:35 and my god, the disappointment when the receptionist delivered that final syllable.

Prime Minister's Questions (2005-2007)

God level tier clickbait. It's an estimate of the annual electricity cost. And it's lower than last year.

Willow really is the best. ❤️

Does it still count as drinking a bottle of wine if you are one of a group of four people who have drunk four bottles of wine?

Dana White and Nick Khan both online.

I'm so old, I've been at a match where Minoru Suzuki made an effort.

Dreamt the BBC couldn't afford the general election poll so between 10 and 11 they got a representative sample of floating voters to show their ballot paper (having not actually cast it.) First guy showed they had voted Reform and was punched unconscious by an audience member

The price is rocketing because demand has collapsed. Not quite sure why I bothered with A level economics.

teenage magritte ninja apples

They're going to give it to Big Sam till the end of the season.

Sometimes, if I feel lonely I go to the pub, where I used to meet my friends. More often than not I sit and drink my pint alone, reading a book, occasional nods from the regulars or staff, that's all we need sometimes.

You're beautiful.

No matter what they say.

Legalise offside, ban goalhanging.