Ale@jandro

The shocked responses I've seen to this make it seem like a lot of you are unaware of how often primary/elementary school teachers try to call government child services on Native kids parents to get kids separated from their families, most often to be sent to non-native families. Which is genocide.

If only the nonbinary Proletarian Praetorians were real

Many are saying this

the only mistake made in saying that there's an elite class of coastal liberals who hate the rural poor and want us all to die, is that actually the elite class of coastal liberals want pretty much everyone but their ingroups to die, especially poor people in general.

Give Danes all your money. Abandon Roman cities b/c you think they're haunted. Only become a global power 600 years after being taken over by a French guy.

*1000%. And mandatory civil asset forfeiture if anybody gets stopped for a busted taillight

Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.

Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

*Battenberg-Saxe Coburg und Gotha

Never nudes rise up! There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!

The American Electorate are Stupid Animals Who Deserve Death

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

No the grim reality of the American electorate is that majority of them are cattle. They can be steered into any position if a party's attendant media orgs does sustained propaganda campaigns. Libs don't do propaganda campaigns they only react to right wing campaigns on the rights terms

No the grim reality of the American electorate is that majority of them are cattle. They can be steered into any position if a party's attendant media orgs does sustained propaganda campaigns.

The grim reality of the American electorate is that majority of them are cattle. You can steer them into any position if a party's attendant media orgs does sustained propaganda campaigns.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

And the Judiciary is too weak and cowardly to form a posse willing to get in armed standoffs with federal agents

This is a stupid and uninformed take, who do you think was organizing the mutual aid networks and rapid response teams before the liberals got involved? This is just Dem Johnny Come Latelies trying to claim credit for groundwork laid by their extraparty Left flank.

Bauerian Christianity again?!

amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"

I shorten it to Jaqing off

Peep the apology form

"Describe the computer you used when you first saw Mr. Hands"

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad

get rid of your fucking ring doorbell grow up!!!!

Im an OG Will Stancil hater

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget