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@dsm5.bsky.social

she/they 24 proud renter of the last affordable apartment in canada, mairtimes correspondent @offsidenews.bksy.social

53 Followers  |  120 Following  |  436 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2023  |  1.9756

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Straight people will be instantly eviscerated by my evil faggot lasers #DarkWoke

21.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

honey cruller? i don't want my honey cruel at all!

20.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5843    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

not liking the odds

11.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

born too late to use youtube kids too early to use youtube in space but just in time to give google my id to watch youtube porn

11.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

might get into green day

11.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg the winter olympics like from heated rivalry?? lmaoooo i thought they made that up

05.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagining gen alpha sexting
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03.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will occasionally use the ai on my phone for the purpose of it googling things i don't know how to type into a search engine, only because as far as i understand the ai on my phone runs locally on whatever qualcomm Fuckshit AI Extreme Processor is in my phone and not a server blowing up omaha

01.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gotttta be tim hortons

30.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

top 10 canadian brands that pretend futura is their unique font

30.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you stole it from the bleach guys video i sent you get off my ass

29.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we're kays wholesale guys

29.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my goats omg

29.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

g.co/gemini/share...

28.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?

27.01.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2072    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

i wish finished college so i could work at the exact same shitty minimum wage job but have a superiority complex about it

27.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so funny that they sell monster in the uk literally what do british people need that for

26.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is seems really dumb to someone like me to implement on facebook.com the website where you are yourself

25.01.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are for sure cities windier than chicago

23.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new profile picture day oh yeah whoa yeah

23.01.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

come on light the fuse hes a rocket and hes ready to go!

22.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love the fat ragebaited dog so much

21.01.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they are what protects us from potential attacks from newfoundland

19.01.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i have circled hog island in relation to the rest of pei, as well as myself

19.01.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's the long one that looks like an ak47 next to lennox island, port hill is the primary island and the island in between lennox and hog island is bird island

19.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 straight including european career, just threw away a dynasty imo /s

19.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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getting some !? in hog island pei...

19.01.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Smoking some !? in Strange Ontario....

19.01.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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