Unnatural20, the once and future Hobbit

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I've been bedridden for the last 10 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.

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Cheese.

GODS I wish that were a hypothetical

Programmers listen up! Programmer art is fine and good! It makes things obvious to your team that it’s temporary and needs an art pass, and it allows you to control specifications. But more importantly- what if you pop off? What if it’s good enough to ship? YOU GET TO LOBBY FOR AN ART CREDIT!

Always curious to hear more :3

Picture of the back of a human, with long hair pulled into a ponytail, with their head in the freezer. The person has their hand on a bag of mozzarella on the back of their head. The person is wearing a sleeveless shirt.

Came home from work. Had to cool off. *checks thermometer* it is 62F.

You know the patting hand animation? Everybody knows it, right?
I wanted to use it for streaming but I'm literally an artist. I can't just use the same image as everyone else...

I would simply die

Spyro the Hedgehog by Nika-The-Kitsune on DeviantArt

@zeldathon.com www.deviantart.com/nika-the-kit... hey is this you??

It's been, one week since they did a coup

please look at this comic that @ohboyitshya.bsky.social did about this bsky.app/profile/ohbo...

A drawing of Hatsune Miku holding lesbian and trans pride flags. Her boots also have the trans pride flag on the soles. There are several other pride flags represented in bracelets. Miku's eyes are closed and she is smiling. A heart is drawn around Miku's wrists, hands, and pride flags, and a second smaller heart is drawn between the two flags.

The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling We’ve all done it. Who hasn’t been innocently hanging out at the inauguration of a man dubbed by people in his own party as the next Hitler and accidentally performed a Nazi salute that could only be ...

The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling. From @thedailytism.bsky.social:

thedailytism.com/the-autistic... #autism #autistic #neurodiversity

YOU'RE MAKING AN EXTRA ONE FOR ME RIGHT?

A very tiny, incomplete, stylized polymer clay sculpt of an American opossum with a pink nose and blueeyes. A light-skinned thumb and forefinger fill the rest of the image, showing the scale of the oppossum (about the size of the thumbnail in the photo )

Tiny 'Possum in progress
#miniature #opossum #possum #polymerclay
Possums and hedgehogs are in the works tonight!

Why am I calm?

Well wouldn't you know it, I grew up being told that the world was ending, and while I left that religion behind, it turned out the world *was* ending, just not that way.

So it feels a little bit like I've been training for this.

not me, shamelessly chasing the high of getting my damn cat to wear the jacket for a cosplay.

#discoElysium #cosplay #discoElysiumCosplay

A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely.

The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.

I may not have a huge number of survival skills, but I can open a can of beans with a spoon.

Consider me for your apocalypse team to-day! ☝️🤘✌️🤙

"In your car with your head in your hands
At the far end of the Walmart parking lot
Trying not to buckle under the strain"
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6W-...)

Today: "What Version of Horse Are They Speaking," "The Temple Is... Plausible," and "That's not a castle, that's just the keep."

Photograph is a high-angle photograph of a pyramid-shaped stack of diet Coke cans. There are ten cans of soda in the stack.

Meal prepping for bae

And I said, "Litterin'" and they all moved away from me on the bench...

A screenshot of "nearby power spots" from Pokemon Go. Three spots are shown, each 8,836km away, and each also having garbled and unreadable text. The Pokemon (Charmander, Grookey, and Scorbunny) appear normal.

Ah, they've finally added MissingNo to Pokemon Go.

Oh shit it's hya boy

Okay but what if

Hey can I have ur mattress mine is a Fucking Nightmare

The real comedy in my house is that the single AFAB person is the most likely to leave the toilet seat up.

Would it surprise you that, due to my love of anti-jokes, the correct answer is "nobody"?

I wrote a *very* clever puzzle about Joe, Pete, and Repete; their boat, and their supplies: an updog, a bofa, and a ligma... Nobody has even ventured a GUESS on Facebook. 🥲