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Stephanie Sterling. A Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Also a pro wrestler. Currently accepting writing gigs for cool games by cool people.

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I think history has vindicated it. I usually see a lot more praise than criticism these days, as people have come to appreciate how much it embraced its own stupidity.

19.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m in the โ€œlegitimately great movieโ€ camp. Ride or die for that brilliant nonsense.

19.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a skeleton costume is standing in a doorway Alt: Uber Jason is standing in a doorway getting shot and no-selling it.

Jason X is living in my head rent free again. Sometimes I just need to think about Jason X a lot.

19.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 311    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

And yes, Nonce is an evergreen name for the guy.

19.02.2026 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do get the point of calling him Prince still to tie him to the royals who shielded him. Very good point.

19.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 329    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s really quite satisfying to see him referred to as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. Puts a nice stamp on what he isnโ€™t anymore.

19.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 621    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Plush bottle of Dragonbreath mouthwash. Label says: โ€œKills 99.9% of all germsโ€ and โ€œAll day fire fresh!โ€

Plush bottle of Dragonbreath mouthwash. Label says: โ€œKills 99.9% of all germsโ€ and โ€œAll day fire fresh!โ€

Oh, thatโ€™s not a pill in his mouth as a few replies thought. Itโ€™s a plush bottle of the mouthwash.

18.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, if folk are interested in this utterly macabre thing, I got it off Fangamer.

18.02.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Plush toy of Curly from Mouthwashing. Such a cute and soft recreation of a mangled wreck in soaking bandages, having lost his hands and feet and an eye. He has an optional plush mouthwash bottle jammed in his mouth because thatโ€™s just so darling!

Plush toy of Curly from Mouthwashing. Such a cute and soft recreation of a mangled wreck in soaking bandages, having lost his hands and feet and an eye. He has an optional plush mouthwash bottle jammed in his mouth because thatโ€™s just so darling!

Curly? More like Cuddly!

I had to get a plush manifestation of my every nightmare as a disabled person. Personally traumatizing body horror made adorable.

18.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 625    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

High on Life 2 is killing it in terms of showing old 80s/90s toy commercials. Iโ€™m entirely here for those awful Stone Protectors raps.

17.02.2026 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The UK, where theyโ€™ll take away the meds you need to be functional, deny the care you need to feel like life is worth living, remove whatever you need to bring your disabilities from insurmountable to manageableโ€ฆ

โ€ฆ and then portray you as lazy if you donโ€™t have a job.

17.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 883    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh, thatโ€™s a perfect way of looking at it.

17.02.2026 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely this. It would be cheaper to not be this sadistic, so I donโ€™t buy the budget excuses at all.

17.02.2026 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was after a doctor had already no-showed a previous appointment too. He just straight up didnโ€™t bother coming, then they pulled this shit.

17.02.2026 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They referred my husband to a drugs councilor. Not an ADHD specialist. A drugs councilor. They said it was because many people end up addicted to drugs while trying to self-medicate on an NHS waiting list.

That is so absolutely fucking warped Iโ€™ve never found the right words to express my disgust.

17.02.2026 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 407    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot tell you enough how much I fucking *hate* the NHS โ€œmental health team.โ€ The cunts wrecked my life by denying I had bipolar disorder until I got seen privately near twenty years later. They messed with my husband in too many fucked up ways to name.

They have very real blood on their hands.

17.02.2026 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 423    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It is a sadistic trick that the NHS forces you to go private and then punishes you for it. Waiting lists of a *decade*? In no rational society is that acceptable, not least for an underdiagnosed condition.

But this is the model they trialed with gender care and got away with, so here we go.

17.02.2026 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is fucking despicable. Theyโ€™re copypasting their abuse of trans people onto new targets now (and many of the same targets, given how much overlap there is).

I had to fight for a shared care agreement with the ADHD meds that I fucking need to function. Taking them from anyone is beyond cruel.

17.02.2026 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1471    ๐Ÿ” 527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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17.02.2026 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But itโ€™s all the same thing?

16.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Critters 2? Yes, Iโ€™ll watch Critters 2.

16.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democrats think they deserve applause just because their fascism comes in decaf.

15.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1236    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliberโ„ข to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...

My friend made a game about dating guns, PolyArmory: store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

Itโ€™s totally free, which is true love right there.

15.02.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 671    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Ah, thatโ€™s just a big beanbag that came with the house. Person we rented from left a lot of stuff from their mom that we got to just keep. Thatโ€™s why I now have a heavy duty retro vacuum cleaner that I call The Duchess.

14.02.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, love it.

14.02.2026 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For about four years now. Theyโ€™re the best ๐Ÿ’›.

14.02.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White roses in a red vase shaped like a lobster.

White roses in a red vase shaped like a lobster.

Husband got me flowers. More crucially, husband got me flowers in a *lobster vase*!

14.02.2026 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 772    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stephanie Sterling selfie, with red lipstick, black eyeshadow, black moto jacket.

Stephanie Sterling selfie, with red lipstick, black eyeshadow, black moto jacket.

Not looking too shabby today.

13.02.2026 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1099    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost never take it off.

13.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stephanie Sterling selfie, with red lipstick, black eyeshadow, black moto jacket.

Stephanie Sterling selfie, with red lipstick, black eyeshadow, black moto jacket.

Not looking too shabby today.

13.02.2026 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1099    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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