David Woelkers Jr

It is literally the first game of the entire league year and somehow someway NBA refs have already made a blatantly stupid call. Incredible efficiency

I don’t know what kind of horse tranquilizers the niners got Kittle on but based on his pupils in that one pregame shot I’d say it’s some good stuff

I don't think the math is checking out here Detroit News admin

@sportsgossipshow.bsky.social stat of the day

In the Travis Kelce era of the #Chiefs, they’re 4-2 all time in games immediately following a #TaylorSwift release.

All four wins came before Travis and Taylor started dating.

the Minnesota Vikings 🤝 the actual Vikings
an extended stay in the British isles

#NFL

This feels like a lifetime ago now #WildCard

I’m not a vibes based pick expert like @thewilderthings.bsky.social but having the Jake from State Farm actor do your pre game pump up gimmick explains a lot about why the vibes are so putrid in Arizona tonight. There was truly no one else to call?

Circling back to this, for no specific reason or anything

It’s not simply important to denounce political violence because it looks bad not to. It’s the right thing to do on the merits. Even more specifically to this moment it’s important because the forces of fascism are inherently better at political violence than the forces of civic democracy.

I don’t know if @pablo.show gets a commission or not but he should because his PTFO episode with @sethwickersham.bsky.social convinced me to preorder the book and it came today! Can’t wait to read it!

Something I wish every conference did that only the SEC does is adding an extra graduate patch to the conference one for guys who get their degrees. I just think it’s neat idk

The #eagles in their own stadium

I’d like to unironically propose a trade to the ACC of UCLA for Cal

Arch Manning staring down the barrel of a legacy drive in week 1 is crazy

Ashton Jeanty deserved the Heisman last year, MY COLUMN:

My cat is 13 years old give or take, and has never shown interest in the tv until the past few weeks.

The show? The Bills Hard Knocks season.

Guess my old lady is a member of #BillsMafia. I’m not sure where I went wrong as an owner but I won’t deny her her fandom.

@minakimes.bsky.social am I crazy for believing that attempting to ice a kicker would be more successful on their first attempt of a game than at the end of a game? First half timeouts are kinda worthless in the grand scheme and a kicker who misses usually misses more

I came for the Jordon Hudson saga and stayed because it’s legitimately a great listen every week, Sports Gossip Show is amazing and y’all should subscribe too!

#HulkHogan

My personal top ten movies of the 21st century, not in order No Country for Old Men Whiplash Killers of the Flower Moon OJ: Made in America Interstellar The Departed The Lord of the Rings trilogy O Brother Where Art Thou

I am Not A Coward, so here’s my own list

Nicholas Sparks’ top ten movies of the 21st century, unordered Avatar (the one with the blue aliens not the one with the element bending) Bohemian Rhapsody Gladiator Hereditary Inception Mad Max Fury Road Madagascar 3 (????) The Dark Knight Top Gun Maverick Toy Story 3

Looking through the celebrity ballots for NYT’s best ten movies of the 21st century and I just wanna talk to Nicholas Sparks man. I just wanna talk to him.

a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie

Lenny:

How much do you think it eats Notre Dame fans up inside that the first American pope has zero connection to Notre Dame. Is Notre Dame even the most Catholic Catholic university anymore?

Pouring out a grease tray for the king of indoor grills 🙏🏼

Raye is a very talented musician. She also was the flat-out wrong choice to sing Skyfall to be right and honest #Oscars

This feels very much like a eulogy for the Bond movies. The Academy has zero faith in Amazon, as they should!

I could buy the "it's her offseason" and "we're trying to experiment" excuses for Korbin over the summer — but *this* is how she rates out in her "mid-season form"? What're we doing?

The em dash is my emotional support punctuation mark