rod ✪

saying “dih” and “ahh” instead of DICK and ASS is actually so scary like what have we become

off topic but is dan gheesling a republican

oh so its roddiaztwine day okay......

a group of people standing in front of a couch with their arms crossed Alt: The final 5 of bb27 standing in the living room.

5 tickets secured for wicked: for good on thanksgiving day amen

happy birthday king 😻

gonna become a mentalist

good thing i don’t have pets or kids

these propagation jars i command stripped to the wall with my pothos cuttings just fell off and probably shattered all over my living room lmaooo i simply don’t have the energy to clean it up rn 😭

we know

i guess learning that sophie was an alternate for 48 makes me kinda forgive them for putting her and sophi on the same season but it also kinda doesn’t

a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands . Alt: Oscars audience giving someone a standing ovation.

and a star was born

if my grandma had wheels she would’ve been a bike

i could really be trilingual if i had a brain that worked

ubereats guy needed me to give him the 4 digit pin for my delivery in spanish and i lowkey had to think about it for a second

my elementary school very much gave abbott lmao i’m pretty sure it closed down permanently while i was in college 😭

also they rewrote a drama and a comedy version of each play and we performed both 😭

wait i lied i think it was 6th grade

there wasn’t even a theater department it was our entire class lmaooo our principle was just bored

i was claudius 😭 they did it every year in middle school and we all had to participate lmao. we also did richard iii and julius caesar

i should’ve paid more attention when i was in hamlet in 7th grade because knowing what the play was actually about probably would’ve made the movie hit more 😭

you also have to factor in whether it looks like one of them will win best song because that probably decreases their chances of getting an acting win. they like to spread out the awards for the most part

a bunch of strawberries are falling in the air in a field . Alt: Ham rolling across a field? idk

seated for hamnet

a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it Alt: Olivia Wilde smiling and nodding while a crowd cheers behind her.

and that’s why i’m world number 1

well i literally turned it on during the final game so i don’t really know how either of them played 😭 i was playing a match at the same time (and i lost in a 3rd set tiebreak)

the way i’ll ask someone a question and my response to their answer will automatically be “oh nice” no matter what they say

one thing instagram gonna do is release the worst update imaginable and somehow make the layout even worse than before

don’t worry it will be winning the box office easily this weekend ♥️ i’ll probably see it this week

had a double feature planned but i didn’t have time to watch now you see me 2 last night so i won’t be seeing the new one today 💔

oscar wins for acting are rarely about the acting itself and they’re even less about the directing. if they think it’s cynthia’s time to win and her egot completion story get the most momentum out of the nominees, she’ll win. it really comes down to who they’re up against in their categories