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@ramonasturtles.bsky.social

Supporting women’s wrongs ❤️ Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting

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i’d replace Sai with Raquel and either choose between Dorinda or Sonja (we only need one train wreck between the two of them at this point) but I’m intrigued and am way more likely to watch this regularly than whatever the last two seasons were

13.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh god the fake produced pregnancy prank was so ridiculous…

13.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I honestly forgot I watched the last two seasons… but watched is a strong word, they often just played in the background while I cleaned

13.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OMG this made my day!!!

12.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this tracks with Carole posting it’s her first ever bravocon and randomly being friends with Erin, but this just feels like a weird group… would rather give this a chance than the last two seasons with the reboot cast tho

12.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I think the Tin Man didn’t have a heart???

12.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’ve found myself enjoying other bravo programming so much more than HWs the last year or so… like summer house I am SAT for each week but if I miss a few episodes of RHOC or RHOP? i’ll just catch up like a few days or even a week later :/

12.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay but why did I not realize they were wrong until this post LMAOO 💀

12.11.2025 14:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Whitney and Justin in an open marriage makes sense but Bronwyn and Todd just hate each other lmao #RHOSLC

12.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

been struggling to think of zingers to post on here lately but I think that just means my upped anti depressant dosage is working idk…

11.11.2025 22:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not even Lisa Rinna… nervous

11.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how I feel whenever Juliet Angus appears on my screen

09.11.2025 13:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can’t help but discuss political theory at the function

09.11.2025 05:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caroline Stanbury is just one of those people who was born to be on television

08.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
08.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman is laughing in a crowd of people in a stadium Alt: scarjo dancing in marriage story

me at the Meredith Marks DJ set on December 11th:

08.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meredith Marks’ DJ mix on Apple Music is actually so cunty

08.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

08.11.2025 15:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

woke up to the sound of jen shah screaming and took me a few minutes to remember I put on old rhoslc to fall asleep last night LMAO

08.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.

06.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 148    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 6

trying so hard not to cancel plans I made later… but it’s so tempting…

07.11.2025 13:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a mustache is making a funny face Alt: pedro pascal laughing then crying

I feel crazy every day!!

07.11.2025 12:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table in front of a computer . Alt: woman chewing gum and typing gif

living through societal decay is crazy but also so mind numbing at the same time

07.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 38    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

YUP!! like hello it’s so clear what she did and why production didn’t let Tamra bring it up sooner!

05.11.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
kamala smiling with the text “living my beautiful and strange fucking life”

kamala smiling with the text “living my beautiful and strange fucking life”

Libbing out so hard rn after I started this day throwing up for three hours straight… it’s not over til it’s over is the lesson here!!

05.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ITS A GOOD DAY!!

04.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dick cheney finally kicked the bucket!

04.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
man with broken chains meme

man with broken chains meme

how it feels to finally quit RHOBH and knowing I won’t be missing much

04.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck it watching Ladies of London on my sick day

04.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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