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Turns out John Mayer was always right: my body IS a wonderland!

I don't know what this Perry guy did, but wow he must be some kind of genius, 'cause every game has a Perry mechanic now.

Oh yeah? You say you're a coder?
Then name every variable! 👀

You know how you can rotate your screen in your OS display settings? I don't think I've ever seen a game leverage that as a solution to a puzzle, and it would be a pretty original idea.

That's right up there with MGS1 hiding crucial info in a screenshot on the back of the game's CD case, IMO.

👏 Normalize 👏 clapping 👏 with 👏 every 👏 word.

👏 Oh 👏 nevermind, 👏 we've 👏 already 👏 been 👏 doing 👏 this 👏 for 👏 a 👏 good 👏 while 👏 now.

Imagine being so devastated about your boyfriend breaking up with you that you lash out by destroying an entire city. My heart goes out to Trump and Musk during this difficult time.

Don't worry, you guys; I'm sure you'll be making out again soon, and I hope the make-up sex is amazing.

When you're little, you're scared of the monster under the bed. But as we grow older, we realize the real monster is *beside* the bed. That alarm on the nightstand is just waiting for the perfect time to NOT go off, hoping you'll miss the biggest meeting of your life. 😫

I'm in my Fat Guy Era™

Apparently the next Mario Kart is going to be a free-roaming game where you can drive around and stumble across fun events and even races?! That sounds amazing! Congratulations, Nintendo: you invented Burnout Paradise (2008).

The surge in isekai stories, multiverse hype, and My Little Pony fandom all magically coincided a few years ago, and Hasbro COMPLETELY failed to capitalize on it with a My Little Brony show where some MLP superfan gets isekai'd into Equestria.

What a colossal marketing blunder. 🤦

Crop tops are for boys.
REAL men wear tube tops. 😎

For DECADES, all the second-amendment nuts have been yelling about how "I need my guns because if the government goes apeshit, *I* will be the one to stand up to them".

Their silence the last several months has been DEAFENING.

I am quite adept at fabricating falsehoods pertaining to large posteriors and my enjoyment thereof. Take THAT, Sir Mix-A-Lot!

World War Z should've gotten a sequel called World War ZZ. Then the third movie could've been about everybody taking a cozy little nap in the middle of the zombie apocalypse: World War ZZZ

Why does no one ever ask... HOW is Waldo? 😢

My favourite Italian dish is a nice authentic zamboni. Just like grandma used to make! 🤌

Google says today is World Quantum Day, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 it if we're not allowed to 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 the holiday. 🤔

If you're French, every Twitch channel comes with a 𝙘𝙖𝙩.

The best defense is a good offense. That's why I only hire defense attorneys who are willing to get into a fistfight with the prosecution.

The Fifth Element ends when a highly militarized government with the means to manufacture full-grown clones en masse has just gotten its hands on an incredibly powerful biological weapon it could use to take over the galaxy. How has this not had a follow-up after almost 30 years?!

All this talk about the Switch 2 "mouse mode" makes me feel like I'm the only person who remembers you've been able to plug a mouse and keyboard into most game consoles for over 20 years now. You could play Quake III Arena and Unreal Tournament with mouse and keyboard on a *Dreamcast*, FFS!

PRO TIP: if you're calling in sick to work, adding the term "post-natal" can make any condition/illness sound more serious *without making it any less truthful*.

I love that we're still printing official state-issued ID cards with shitty, low-res halftone pictures. Ladies and gentlemen: THE FUTURE!

Vienna is a stunningly beautiful place. Its history spans thousands of years. Its art, architecture, and music are renown the world over. ... But its real claim to fame are those gross little half-hotdogs that come in a can full of 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙟𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮. 🫠

Deer aren't stupid -- they just want us to know that they could take over *if they wanted to*. And NGL, their little "I can take a hit from a car and just shrug it off" reminders are pretty intimidating.

I've been Booksmaxxing lately, closing my books *extra tight* for several hours a day. It's only been a week and I can already see they're getting much thicker. I can't wait to see what's in all these new pages!

A werewolf is just a shapeshifter that can only turn into one thing. On a schedule.

I'm pretty sure "The Thirteenth Floor", "The Ninth Gate", and "First Kid" are all part of the same cinematic universe. 🤔

I'm not up on my 𝓗𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓮 𝓒𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓮. What's the best fancy wine to pair with freshly prepared 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓝𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓮𝓼?

Not being afraid to voice your feelings is already more than many are willing to do, as is spreading the word about what others are saying.

Wanting to be more active is commendable, but there are limits to your time and your mental (and physical, in the case of this particular pursuit) well-being.