@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social
Glorifying obesity one fictional character at a time. Not a place for minors. 18+ only. Communing with dark entities.
Proposal for the national parks service: more benches? Please? My wittle feet are so tired and my thighs are so chafed..
20.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idea for the writers of zootopia 3: city wide men’s division booty bust down competition, fattest ass wins. Primo jiggle physics and all our beloved characters are there, BOOM, immediate box office success.
20.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally got around to seeing the wild robot and it diddddd make me cry
Oh and also fink was so cute so here’s a furry version of him and his bear bf, thorn
Also! Design heavily inspired by @racesolar.bsky.social’s asriel!! Their art isssss sooooooo good
15.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Interrupting my Nick streak to bring you college chud asriel. He’s def infodumping about some Nintendo game or smth.
15.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 816 🔁 176 💬 7 📌 2Damn what are they feeding the cops in this city…?
14.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 709 🔁 140 💬 10 📌 0Nick is starting to realize that fox brands don’t carry pants large enough to fit that wide load.
Maybe clawhauser can supply him with some hand-me-downs until he can get to the “mammals big and tall” store…
Fatty Fox is on his way expeditiously, walking isn’t ideal for him anymore
12.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 491 🔁 108 💬 6 📌 1Who’s going to make my ocs super fat when I have all this homework to do !! ??
08.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Pawbert’s going on that gigachad bulking regiment. If you’re enormous you’ll never go unnoticed right?
06.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 184 🔁 35 💬 0 📌 0The primal urge to make a Fox version of my sona but the desire not to be a typical furry kfksksksjs
06.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0They’re cute !! Say they’re cute 🫵
04.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Has anyone ever made a fat tardigrade OC and if not then should I be a pioneer ..?
04.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bad influences in bunny burrow, suppose he’s going to be visiting more often now that he’s got this cute baker’s number
01.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 456 🔁 99 💬 5 📌 1Pawbert’s been hitting the catnip and munchies a liiiiittle too hard recently, which may or may not be my fault… but he’s way more chill now so I think this is a major improvement
30.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 759 🔁 158 💬 4 📌 2I’m so sorry but I absolutely have to
30.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Look Ik he had a convoluted evil plan or whatever but I think if they would have sent me in, I could get him to forget about it in like 5 minutes.
I mean rly he just needed to loosen tf up, like get an outlet boy
CW: naval effing
I think seeing Sitka this huge is like Alvin’s guilty pleasure, like he just can’t help himself
Yes I forgot Alvin’s tail SHUT UP
Fill’er up!
This stupid beer balloon don’t even know he won the chugging contest 3 pints ago …
Idk if I loooove the way I did bandit’s face in this one, but I figured you guys might like it !!
24.01.2026 00:47 — 👍 206 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0
Seth please save us… we need him to be round again.. it’s imperative …
22.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 184 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 1Y’all fw brian griffin or is that just me
22.01.2026 19:47 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Okay nobody look at me for this
19.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 339 🔁 73 💬 4 📌 0It’s my birthday who’s shrinking me down so I can eat a whole sheet cake
18.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0This cocky shit thinks he’s everyone’s type…
17.01.2026 22:54 — 👍 174 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 0
Oh here’s the non berried versions !!
17.01.2026 02:04 — 👍 57 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
BERRY WARNING
When the mysterious soda factory on the edge of town becomes the center of a berry inflation based conspiracy, it’s probably best not to sample the product. Unfortunately Blackburn doesn’t have the investigative expertise to have foreseen the danger…
Y’all like berries …?
16.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Alvin Packwood is a Mexican Gray Wolf btw !! Here are his personality references
15.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sitka Blackburn is a polar bear btw !!
Here are the personality refs for him
